I saw a woman wearing a T-shirt that said "I'm Not Fat, I'm Pregnant". That should make it obvious for everybody.

"That's what she said"

(my wife's response to anything that could be turned dirty... she's got to be related to Michael Scott somehow!)

+1 on the "That's what I told your husband 7 months ago"... awesome!

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"I learned... that it is foolish to scold. I have enough trouble overcoming my own limitations without fretting over the fact that God has not seen fit to distribute evenly the gift of intelligence." -Dale Carnegie

I LOVE this one! I could have used this on a couple occasions with one guy I worked with. He had a Danny DeVito build with a big round tummy, yet he had the nerve to tell me I looked big?!! I almost told him off the second time he said it, but a girlfriend told him, "well, yeah, she's pregnant, what do you expect." She was a lot nicer than I was about to be.

This one is for you:

http://graphjam.com/...t-memes-getting-big/

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