Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3

Mar 23, 07 13:50

Post #1 of 15 (1231 views)

So I was looking up a friend's bib number for Cali 70.3 and noticed someone listed "Ninja" as their occupation. That got me wondering what else some people put down. I found these interesting jobs:

PARANORMAL EXTERMINATOR, CURRENTLY IT SUCKS, WARLOCK, CASTLE ARCHITECT, ASPIRING LEBANESE SOAP OPERA STAR, BIKINI INSPECTOR, LION TAMER, SECRET AGENT, TURKEY WRANGLER, MONKEY FERTILITY TECHNICIAN, FORGE SAMURAI SWORDS, GODS GIFT TO WOMEN, ANNOYING HUSBAND AND FATHER, SUPER DUPER EXPERT, NINJA, FLOGGER OF FURNITURE, UNDERPANTS GNOME, GAY PROSTITUTE (RETIRED), CAT HERDER, SLAVE, FLEA TRAINER, VILLIAGE IDIOT, MAC'N'CHEESE TASTER, JAEGERMEISTER, HOT DOG TASTER, DAY DREAMER, and HULA DANCER

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"Unless you have a ... GF who might put out that night and that night only ... skip it and race." - AndyPants 3-15-2007

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 14:36

Post #2 of 15 (1166 views)

I'm so proud of each of those people! Following their dreams and finding an occupation they can be proud of and enjoy going to each day! Well, except for: "CURRENTLY IT SUCKS" and "ANNOYING HUSBAND AND FATHER" (though he may really enjoy this!).....

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Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 14:40

Post #3 of 15 (1153 views)

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ANNOYING HUSBAND AND FATHER

I'm pretty sure this guy posts on ST.

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [Paulo] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 14:59

Post #4 of 15 (1118 views)

Perhaps he should talk to:

1569 ACHUFF SUSAN 47 F AGE W45-49 ALTA LOMA CA USA
FAMILY THERAPIST

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 15:01

Post #5 of 15 (1110 views)

I wish I was a mac-n-cheese taster. I wonder what kind of education is required.

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 15:11

Post #6 of 15 (1081 views)

Yay, you got me:
567 MOSCHETTI TILDEN 32 M AGE M30-34 SAN FRANCISCO CA USA TURKEY WRANGLER

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Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 15:18

Post #7 of 15 (1073 views)

So does anyone know where you enter your occupation? I have never seen that.

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No pacing, just racing.

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 15:47

Post #8 of 15 (1038 views)

I'm the Lion Tamer...

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 15:58

Post #9 of 15 (1024 views)

Pro bodybuilder!

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [triasImight] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 16:02

Post #10 of 15 (1011 views)

When you first register for the race on active.com

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So does anyone know where you enter your occupation? I have never seen that. [/quote]

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 19:18

Post #11 of 15 (919 views)

You can email NA Sports and ask them to update your occupation if you put something lame like Project Manager or Engineer :)

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 23, 07 22:29

Post #12 of 15 (844 views)

paranormal exterminator here. It seems we're in great company. Is there a separate catagory for warlocks or do we have to race with them?

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"It's nice to be great, but far greater to be nice"

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [McGillTri] [ In reply to ]

Mar 24, 07 6:23

Post #13 of 15 (783 views)

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I wish I was a mac-n-cheese taster. I wonder what kind of education is required.

Education = smoke lots of pot.

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 24, 07 9:00

Post #14 of 15 (741 views)

Obviously a lot them are just for laughs but sometimes it's hard to tell. I would've thought Ninja was a joke but, at the rec center I used to work out at, I would always see this smaller, oriental guy quietly working out doing lots of pull-ups and stuff. He was super fit and agile. I asked one of the staff what sport he was training for and he said he was one of the Teenage Ninja Turtle movie actors!

Greg.

Re: Interesting occupations at Cali 70.3 [logella] [ In reply to ]

Mar 24, 07 10:02

Post #15 of 15 (696 views)

On the advice of my wife I put "freeloader" as my occupation for IMFL 2007, but when I look myself up on the list, the area is blank! Lame! I doubt freeloader offended anyones sensibilities, since I once saw someone listed as a "muff diver". My personal favorite is when Jonas Colting put "womanizer".

-C

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