I doubt it...Now why the hell are you asking? That's the real question here...

---

Forget speedwork. Speedwork is the icing on the cake and you don't have a cake yet. - MattinSF

Basically they have 9 tenants, live life to the fullest, do not turn the cheak, and embrace the 7 deadly since. - TheForge (on satanists)

You can probably think of a better excuse to tell the wife.

if they rode naked, got sweaty balls on the seat, and then you jumped onto the sweaty seat naked too, then maybe herpes. and thats only if they're having an outbreak. not likely aids/HIV, unless they had sweaty bloody balls. or masturbated on the seat. not gonna get chlamydia either.
basically, friends dont let friends ride naked and share sweaty STD covered seats.

My wife wouldn't buy it. How blonde is yours?
I have taught health for 28 years. Your chances of that are about the same as winning lotto.
Could it happen?-YES. It would have to be a pretty kinky encounter. Care to share?

---

Team Zoot So Cal

Three Sam Adam's and this is the best post I can think of to make people laugh. At least I think it's funny.

You clearly need to drink less if you are thinking of doin it with your bike ;-)

Friends don't let friends beergoggle!!!!!

---

Mike D

No but you can "catch" saddle sores from a bike seat...

Jodi

I doubt you'd get HIV, but you could probably get crabs, they sit on toilet seats, if you have a habit of riding naked and sharing your saddle, you could possibly get a VD. Best bet, place a condom over your seat (Must be colored, and lubed). Oh yeah, and don't ride in the nude, unless it's on the indoor trainer.

---

Adam

Euro-Sports.ca/The Foodery Team member

True that! BUT - I learned the most amazing thing today. Thanks to Khai, I tried chamois cream for the first time ever today. I've raced bikes in some form or another for fourteen years now: mountain, road, tri, fixed, short, long, fast, and slow. I've ridden twelve hours on rollers and done a brutally hilly 65 mile group ride on a fixie, and only today did I try chamois cream for the first time.

So now I can state unequivocally that chamois cream is the best product in the universe in the entire history of ever. If you don't use it already, you HAVE to try it.

Seriously, I am going to sleep tonight with a happy taint. Best thing ever.

I need some of that! Or some decent bike shorts... This camp is putting a lot of miles in the saddle. Holy crap!

Jodi

So where are you putting the bike seat?

you been watching seinfeld re-runs again???

---

_________________________________
I'll be what I am
A solitary man

It depends on how far you shove it... oh nevermind.


Is someone using this as an excuse for how they caught one? Someone already mentioned Seinfeld...

You can only catch an STD from a bicycle if you are wearing a swimsuit... oh crap.

---

__________
there was no one chasing us... distance is its own reward.

no,
but you can catch food poisoning from an unwashed bento box!!!!!

---

I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Adam Savage

Anything is possible if you try hard enough.

[reply]. Best bet, place a condom over your seat (Must be colored, and lubed). [/reply]

How about 'ribbed' ones?????

Ribbed would be for your own pleasure, it depends on how much pleasure you can handle while riding your bike I guess.

---

Adam

Euro-Sports.ca/The Foodery Team member

Maybe, just maybe, your seat's to high!?!?!

---

Jay

You drink Sam Adams??????

Now THAT'S funny!!!!

;-)

---

Dan DeMaio
---------------------------------------------------------
Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance you must keep moving.
- Albert Einstein

Only if you shared your bike with an infected individual who rode it bare bottomed and then sucked the seat immediately afterward.