I think this is cross-post worthy
MI_Mumps wrote:
RandMart wrote:
My favorite one happened a couple weeks ago
Woman was on elliptical [again, within my range of hearing while I was on the TM]. Now, this particular person is either a) trying to look younger that she is by at least 10 years, with neon&black yoga pants, plus her long blonde hair pulled through the snap-back of her oversized trucker hat b) way too shagged out for her young age
That being said, she IS in fantastic shape from the shoulders down [they sure look real?]
She was doing her workout, minding her own business, when this creepy old dude [not me, mind you] came up to her and asked ...
"What's my username and password? For Verizon? I think I'm locked out"
She shook her head and answered "Not now. Figure it out yourself, or just wait"
bootsie_cat wrote:
Also, many self professed "ballers" having "business" conversations while on the treadmill.
That's what made me think of this girl in particular ... from the conversations I've heard, she is travels [a lot] & visits the casinos [a lot, and not just AC]
She could be a hooker, or perhaps a sales rep in the Beverage industry?
This is one of the most bizarre posts Iāve ever read on ST. It is like Surrealism in written form...
Oh, it gets better!!!
Last night, D'Wife wanted to meet up with he girlfriends from the gym to see a band
Being St. Patrick's Day, I told her that was a fucking bad idea, since everywhere was gonna be packed
"We're gonna go early, like 7:30, so it shouldn't be bad, right?" I shrugged with disagreement. She doesn't do well in crowed places, and gets anxiety when people are too close to her, often manifested in fits of rage [she almost started a fight in a surfer bar in San Diego when she though someone bumped her in an inappropriate way]
I was right, of course, as the first place we went too was so packed, even approaching the bar was a struggle, and the drunken locals were too much to deal with, so we abandoned right away
We changed plans and went to another place not much further away. They had a standard post-high school cover band starting about 9:30, and was not crowded at all. Plenty of televisions, showing all the NCAA games currently in play
Once we all found each other again, who should one of her friends be talking to? Yep, Miss Trucker Hat & Spouse
Very nice people, it turns out
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