Few months back a buddy and I decided to try and beat the heat by riding at 4am one Saturday. I got dressed at home in the dark (bibshorts under regular shorts and a T) so as not to wake the missus, and drove to my buddy's office, starting point for the ride.
After putting the rest of my kit on, I realised I'd put my bibs on inside-out in the dark and my arse looked like a baboon thanks to the bright red chamois. So I took off my jersey and climbed into the back seat of my car to change, only to find I'd left the driver's door open so the dome light was on. Figured eh, it's 4am and nobody's around anyway... nope. Right as I got my bibs off, headlights pull up right behind my car. It was apparently a lost Uber driver who spotted my buddy and stopped to ask for directions, while I'm stark bollock naked in the back of my car (except for a helmet and bike shoes) trying not to move and draw attention to myself.
Luckily Uber guy didn't look my way.

I like to wear my wife's underwear (and sometimes matching bra).

Fuck you if you have a problem with that.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

There's a fine line between non-conformist and knucklehead.

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Move it move it!!!

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A false humanity is used to impose its opposite, by people whose cruelty is equalled only by their arrogance

Thank you, I about peed my pants laughing at that.

Im guessing that you get to keep them once you have tried them on?
Stretched out lingerie is hardly flattering on a woman!

I like droring

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RayGovett
Hughson CA
Be Prepared-- Strike Swiftly -- Who Dares Wins- Without warning-"it will be hard. I can do it"

On the other hand, maybe be he's just breaking gem in for her.

Besy belly laugh in a long time. Thanks for sharing!

I like to wear my socks inside out. Seams grinding into my toes are irritating as hell.

I would hope that Duffy outweighs Mrs Duffy by at least a few pounds, but these days, you just never know!