"Presidential Library Destroyed by Fire

The Associated Press
Updated: 9:58 a.m. ET Oct. 20, 2004

WASHINGTON -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. A
presidential spokesman said the President was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one. "

Hahahahateeheeteeeheteeheeheehoho. Now that was funny.

Bump

That's okay. He can just order up a new set of books from the guv'mint printing office :-) After all, he's gonna be President for four more years ;-)

Now THAT'S delicious!

Tony

That's great. Now I gots da giggles.

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Could they salvage My Pet Goat?

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(One of these days I'm going to start a band and call is My Pet Goat - you heard it here first)

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Is "My Pet Goat" the book W was reading on 9/11? If not, does anyone know what it was?

Oooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddd joke.

Yeah, but it gets funnier every time I hear it!

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

Heck, I voted for the guy and that was still funny.

I think My Pet Goat or something like that was the name of the story he was reading. The name of the book itself was something different.

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Not to worry. Halliburton will replace them, treat them with fireproofing and charge 5 times their cost.

Huh, some database issues this morning.

It's still funny though...

This new bump just shows that Ken was a dick in '04 and nothing has changed.

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I miss YaHey

It wasn't a bump, it showed up in the main page without any activity sine 04.

Could have had a reply that got deleted by the mods, if I recall that makes for some oddities. At least in the old version, not sure what forum 3.0 does.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

That and not a clever sense of humor.

Is this some kind of zombie thread. It showed as top result when I logged on and last post was March. Seems like it happened then also ?

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Yep. Started in 2004. Popped up once before and did so again, just to remind us that Kenny has been a dick for well over a decade.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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FIFY

On the bright side, at least he knows what a library is - Orange Clown not so much.

After 8 years of Obama, I think everyone anywhere near center agrees that Dubya wasn't so bad.

There is no President in the history of your Country that can come close to being as bad as Dubya, not even close.

No, You just hit the "subject" button, which sorts by subject. I'm not sure why that is sorted as first, but it is...

It's in dark grey right under hot topics on the main page.

Carter?

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Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

I'm Canadian you fucking idiot. Secondly, you're a fucking idiot and didn't catch the "near center"... you, CG, and CC are so left of center you're opinions are good for comic relief and thats about it.