OK, here's one.
As she grabbed the rolls on the side of my gut she screamed with pleasure (maybe that was me screaming!). That's when I whispered in her ear and I told her that's why they are called love handles. She asked me to grab hers.
My strategy of picking up the ugliest girl in the bar would soon payoff. I knew no one, and I mean no one, had ever touched her before. Wow, was she desperate, I mean hot, for a looser like me.
No sooner had I pulled my leopard underwear to my ankles did I realize I did not know where I was. Man, I've got to quit drinking tequila. She wasn't wearing any underwear. Or was she? Doesn't matter...
Anyway, after our romantic encounter was done (I think it took a whole 3-5 minutes) she quickly kicked me out of her car. I guess that she didn't want to be seen with me and I wanted to go back into the bar and drink some more anyway.
I wonder why she never called me again?
I guess I got used.
As she grabbed the rolls on the side of my gut she screamed with pleasure (maybe that was me screaming!). That's when I whispered in her ear and I told her that's why they are called love handles. She asked me to grab hers.
My strategy of picking up the ugliest girl in the bar would soon payoff. I knew no one, and I mean no one, had ever touched her before. Wow, was she desperate, I mean hot, for a looser like me.
No sooner had I pulled my leopard underwear to my ankles did I realize I did not know where I was. Man, I've got to quit drinking tequila. She wasn't wearing any underwear. Or was she? Doesn't matter...
Anyway, after our romantic encounter was done (I think it took a whole 3-5 minutes) she quickly kicked me out of her car. I guess that she didn't want to be seen with me and I wanted to go back into the bar and drink some more anyway.
I wonder why she never called me again?
I guess I got used.