she's getting ready to ask you for something really big, like a new car/house/boyfriend.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

You been doing stuff around the house without being asked?

What does that have to do with it? I took the garbage out for my wife last night and she didn't give me any. I thought about clearing the table off after dinner - but got sidetracked watching TV. But still, the thought was there.

I even pulled the vacuum cleaner out so she could vacuum as soon as she got home from work.

I spoil her too much. I think that is the problem.

Or she's feeling guilty about having already acquired one of the above . . . .

Seriously, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Just roll with it. This shit doesn't happen nearly often enough. Must admit, I'm a bit jealous.

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''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

I hear you brother. It's no fun being taken for granted.

Not that I'm complaining. Caught me a little something around 4am today. That's a proper wake up call.

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The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

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"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell

I think that deserves gif of the day award

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

I see what you did there......

You been doing stuff around the house without being asked?


Is that a thing now?


Kids these days.

when you figure it out let me know.

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sometimes

It's very important that you identify what was consumed that triggered this. Very important.

Then, of course, you must tell us. Because we are your friends.

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Books @ Amazon
"If only he had used his genius for niceness, instead of Evil." M. Smart

Wife turned on big time between ages 35-43. Enough that I kind of got tired of it. Right now it's mostly off again

Did you break 100 on your golf score?

I'm lucky if I get it once every two weeks. Not the wife's fault. It's the damn teenagers. They get up early for school. Go to bed after we do. Their bedrooms are only 10' away. They're ruining my sex life! 4 more years until they are both in college.

I help do this all the time, I did forget to take the trash out this week though.

if she is also buying new pillows or etc. she or her body wants a baby Get ready for another tax deduction for 2018

tis the season

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

This

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Bathroom counter sex, doors locked, shower running for noise....

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

she said she needed a massage the first night. So after we got the 2 year old in the bed, I offered my services for a good rub down. It ended with a good BJ. Next 3 nights just went for it and didn't get the usual, I'm tired, head hurts, I am busy, maybe later. Thinking about going for 5...don't wanna get too greedy though!

That's GOLD, Jerry!

I'm writin' this shit down. More tips?

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''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

You're flying awfully close to the sun, Icarus.

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"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell

This might solve the mystery for you:



Hormones for the win.

(...and, congratulations.)

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"100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation end up dying."

shit I hope not, I've been meaning to get snipped

That was my initial thought too, but didn't want to rain on his parade

Since he said the first night was a BJ - she might not be aware that she can't get pregnant from that. I wouldn't say anything for a while, though - you don't want to discourage her.

Show your wife this thread. If she still doesn't shut you off....yeah, she's going for a baby. Good luck.

Nothing else that simple or inexpensive.

If you want to spend a few dollars - cheap motel, pack in some champagne and appetizers, couple hours of bliss, go home. $50-100

The upgraded version is what we used to call an urban night, since we live in a small town. Dress up nice, drinks, dinner, nice room, overnight stay. Have breakfast and go home. $300-500

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I'll be what I am
A solitary man

I'm all for simple fixes. Bathroom counter and a running shower it is!

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''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

You quickly forget about the drought?

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DISH is how we do it.

Pics or it.....

never mind....

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

I know Mrs SkipG always treats me right after I do that.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

damn, now that I think about it, she was talking about how cute a baby was at my daughters Christmas program last night.

Presumably.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

Shes a keeper either way, makes good money and comes from a good family...I will lead the charger for child support if it's not mine.

So, uh, is this a back door brag or just a regular brag?

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

no backdoor action involved, I gave it a shot though!

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

The long dark days of winter. What else ya gonna do?

Seems like a good use of time. You can work on endurance & stamina. Next season you can come back stronger and better.

Oh wait, wrong forum.

Never give up.

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"If only he had used his genius for niceness, instead of Evil." M. Smart

Four nights in a row means it will cost over $10,000.

$2,500 a night? That's like high priced call girl pricing isn't?

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Husband's generally get stuck paying a premium. It's called the cost of loving.

I didn't flush the toilet for 10 pees to compensate.

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A solitary man

I hope there is a mighty strong odor killer near your toilet to kill that stench.

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DISH is how we do it.

Are you doing your own version of the main forum's 100 runs in a 100 days challenge?

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Considering there has been no (successful) update, Im going to go with no.

We both had a busy night last night and our 3 year old wasn't cooperating, she was awake until almost 10. Figured it'd be best if I didn't go for it last night. Had a good run though!

Hasn't that move been officially trademarked the "Duffy Surprise"...?

[quote rick_pcfl

I even pulled the vacuum cleaner out so she could vacuum as soon as she got home from work.

I spoil her too much. I think that is the problem.[/quote]
It's guys like you that ruin it for the rest of us.

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“Read the transcript.”

Only one hole left to try..... go for it!

Her left nostril?