Being violently raped is probably worse.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Only slightly.

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

Having the cop hold his gun on you for 9 minutes?

Answer: getting a speeding ticket right where your WIFE warned you were going too fast in a place the cops hang out the day before.

What's worse than that is saying something, anything at all, to your wife after she gets a speeding ticket. Telling her that you're not mad and don't care and then reminding her how pissed she was when you got a speeding ticket (which you paid with your f'ing birthday money!) is a recipe for getting backhanded.

Or getting a speeding ticket right where you warned your wife that they had installed the new speed camera.

OUCH !

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

How about getting a speeding ticket and then getting another speeding ticket 20 minutes later in a different state. Empty highway, early in the morning, nothing around but desert and cows.

<makes mental note not to speed in Canada, with those kind of penalties in effect>

Can't win with that.

My wife rear ended a truck. All repairs covered by insurance. Less than six months later, she rear ends a car of the freeway, totaling her car. I go about slowly buying a replacement, as I want the right deal. In the meantime, she complains about not having a car. At one point, she says, "You're not the one without a car all day." And I respond, "I'm not the one who rear ended a car twice in the last six months." And for some reason, I was in the wrong for that response.

Getting a ticket for rolling through a stop sign. When I was about 20, I decided to never again roll through a stop sign because if I'm going to get a ticket, it's going to be for something fun like speeding.

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War is god

Oh man, please tell me you'd only been married for less than 6 months. Anyone married longer than 6 months should know better.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

26 years at the time I said that.

And two cops with cell phones who know each other. I'll bet you lunch the first cop called his buddy and told him you were on your way to his jurisdiction.

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War is god

You're married and still get birthday money?

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Take a short break from ST and read my blog:
http://tri-banter.blogspot.com/

I know, it's strange. My wife's family are "birthday people," so there's no way around them giving me a gift. Her dad insists on cash, won't take it back (believe me, I've tried to hide it back in his car...ends up back here); her mom insists on giving something physical and also a gift card. Asking them not to give me anything was like screaming in space and expecting to be heard, so I gave up after 7 years.

When my wife and I had been married for about a year, she was in a hurry to get home after working a 12 hour shift at the hospital. A car was driving erratically (warning sign) stopping and slowing down repeatedly, and she got impatient going through a turn light. They suddenly slammed on the brakes and she ran into the back of them. Now, I think they were actually trying to cause the accident as the girl's husband was behind my wife with his bright lights on the whole time.

A few weeks later, I was tailgating someone - also being impatient. My wife got on to me about it and I said something telling her to let me drive. She said "I don't drive as close to people as you do". I replied "No, you just run into the back of them".

You can imagine how that went over.

Damn your wife got scammed and you dogged her for it. Balls as big as church bells.

Sliding through a slushy red light while making a RH turn. That makes a speeding ticket look cheap.

Landing on the taxiway instead of runway?

Can't find a job as a QB in the NFL?

Getting moosed?

And a bloody cop with a radar gun

Getting two...

...In Yellowstone NP, in the same day...within a few hours of each other

Ow!

Getting a warning rather than a ticket (with my wife in the car), the day after she got a ticket for $250. Somehow not getting a ticket was a bad thing. :)

Getting a 350 dollar ticket and a court date (IE 100 court costs) for crossing a railroad track where the crossing gates had about 5 inches left to being fully up, but the cop sees you start across and decides it's fair to write you that ticket.

Waking up on Tuesday morning after a long-weekend and realizing you don't have any coffee.

Valentine One or Escort are your friends, assuming legal in your province.

The cost/benefit ratio on a radar detector worth it.

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Suffer Well.

Ok that is worse. Way worse.

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

I thought my husband getting 2 in 4 days was bad!!

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Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Loyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man."

I'm disappointed; I was hoping to have seen JSA chime in and say "NOT getting a speeding ticket because I was stuck behind mv2005 in the fast lane"

I have heard of a case (many years ago) where someone was pinged twice within 2km. The first was a stationary camera. When the driver saw the flash he was pissed and sped off, only to get hit by a hand held gun down the road. Lesson obviously not learned.

A few months ago I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic getting out of town during rush hour. As I was stopped at a light, which I would have to wait three cycles before getting through, a cop was walking up the row of cars from behind nailing people on their phones. Got busted, $500 ticket. That sucked.

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Long Chile was a silly place.

Not fair!

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

Almost t-boned an off duty cop last weekend (in uniform, driving to a parade in personal car). It was my turn to go at a 4 way stop, he didn't seem to care as he flipped me off when I honked my horn. Guess who would have gotten the blame and a ticket.