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E.T.- The Extra Testicle

Mr. Tibbs Rides Again

I can't believe I'm posting this, but a friend of ours gave us a DVD called Edward Penishands. Instead of fingers, he had a penis on the end of each of his hands. It actually looked more like he was holding a chicken drumstick in each hand. They dressed him up like Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands, but his make-up kept running. Very funny.

It is still in the DVD player isnt it Amy?

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?

Shaving Ryan's Privates

there's an actress called Titney Spheres

Backdoor Sluts 9. -- In the Lord of the Rings South Park episode the parents accidentally put the BDS9 movie in TLOTR box and Butters watches it. The funniest SP ever!

Behind the Green Door - there is a spa in an affluent area in St. Louis called The Green Door. I've always wondered what went on there and if I could get a job.

Babes in Pornland, Babe Watch, Tripple X files

Riding Ms. Daisy

Jur-anal Park.

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"Jur-anal Park."

Now that's just wrong. It should be Jur-ASS-ic Park.

Too subtle ;)

That was a real title, though sadly I never saw it.

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I always wanted to make a movie called Jurassic Pork.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

"White Men Can't Hump"

They're all here:

http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html

396) The RawShank Infection

There is one about my life called "Itty Bitty Witty Tibbsy"

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"Schindler's Fist"

There's also one in Vegas ... they advertise that they cater to The Lifestyle. If that's your sort of thing.

Vegas ... a great place to call home ... where they hand out free porn on the street.

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"In case of flood climb to safety"

Actually, it's "Your Ass Lick Park"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Seen it!!! Soft core porn musical!!!

From IMDB:

An adaptation of the fairy tale, Cinderella traces the misadventures of our heroine, who, via the help of her "fairy" (i.e. gay) godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming. After a blindfolded orgy at the royal castle, the nerdy Prince must sleep with every willing woman in his kingdom until he finds that one, mysterious lover who so "stood out" on the night of the sex Ball.

The Best of the 'Erotic Fairytale' films

Although it's probably gone on before, and most certainly after, the 1970's seem to be a time in which the makers of "erotic film" turned towards classic literature for subject matter. But unlike films such as "Lady Chatterly's Lover," a group of films turned toward even older and even more sacred texts: fairy tales. Several different production houses released erotic fairytale films during this period, including this 1977 version of Cinderella. While not the first (or the last), this film stands head and shoulders above the others.

Using the well-known rags-to-riches story of Cinderella as its base, this film creates a surprisingly effective result in both erotica and satire. The momentum of the film is suitably id-based; that is, every time a situation arises in which ribaldry might occur, it most certainly does. Cinderella's stepsisters prance around half-naked and demand Cinderella to run a cleverly devised spinning wheel for their pleasure. The Lord Chamberlain delivers invitations for the great ball to the lovely women of the village, acquitting himself at every opportunity. And of course, the prince finally must go to every hovel and reveal which fair maiden had been the best "fit" the night of his blindfolded orgy. The material basically writes itself.

But what sets this film apart is its wry take on the whole situation. It never forgets that this is a revisionist telling of the tale, and other earmarks besides the sex appear in the form of vaudevillian dialogue and references to the swinging disco lifestyle that was popular at the time. The music of the film is wonderfully dated and, had the subject matter been toned down a bit, could have easily overtaken "Le Freak" on the pop charts. And certainly we cannot forget Sy Richardson's hilarious performance (later retread for "Fairytales") as the Fairy Godmother with an attitude strictly from black exploitation films of the 70's.

The producers of this film made a wise decision to keep its sexual level strictly softcore, a decision with which the makers of the earlier "Alice in Wonderland" seemed to have great difficulty. Full pornography would have caused the film to lose its fun-loving heart, which ultimately is its most redeeming feature.

The other erotic fairy tale films, including the aforementioned "Alice," as well as the later "Fairytales," and the horrid "Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio," attempt the same feat, with less success. "Alice" is too choppy and just plain dopey, "Fairytales" has its moments but fails to capture the spirit of "Cinderella."

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"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

On Golden Blonde

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City Coach Multisport
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A League of their Moan

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21 Hump Street

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I'm from the Bronx. That porno would be a nonfiction piece of art.

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<<Cinderella.....It's an old musical with the Afro Pimp 'fairy' godmother and the snappin P. 1978 I think. They used to play it on HBO real late at night. It is monty python type funny porno. >>

As the other post mentions, the fairy "godmother" is light in the loafers but fails to mention he is also a cleptomaniac to boot. He is elated to find that Cinderella is a virgin because when it comes to the snapping pussy: "The tighter the beaver--the better the bite!"

Sometimes, I wish I didn't have photographic recall...

Brett

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"Du or Du not-there is no Tri" - Yoda

Try living with THIS stuck in your brain ...

"Excuse me, do you sell videos?"
"Yeah, what're you looking for?"
"Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
"Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?"
"Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
"Happy Scrappy... "
"She loves it."
"Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin

Filet of Breast

"86 & Still Bangin'"



My 1st trip to the Lavender room in a few months and this is where I post.

Bi and Beyond.

Truly appalling hermaphrodite (sp) action. You won't eat for a week afterwards, honest.

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per ardua ad astra

foreskin gump (funny as shit--everytime the chick tries to make out with the hero, foreskin gump, her boyfriend comes home and she yells "run foreskin, run!!"). clockwork orgy is another one.

How about porn star names!?!?!?!?

April Rhainne

Anita Mann