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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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10/10 for the shades!
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [alex_m]
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Thanks!
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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You'll fit in well in the tri world.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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You might want to loosen that race belt. Looks like you've got a little muffin top going on in that last pic.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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You wore a speed suit for what was likely a 400m pool swim? That was good for about a net loss of 20 seconds with the time it took to strip... but it's all about looking like you belong...
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [DAB]
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And if it was a pool swim I am guessing the bike wasn't long enough to necesitate the Profile AeroDrink.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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pale in comparison to this guy...he did the bike/run in this getup. He was stopping and slapping hands with all the spectators and posing for the other competitors...class act!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [btmoney]
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Mom...? I thought you gave up racing?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [btmoney]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [MdotD]
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make sure you take note of the "bush" hair
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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yawn.......
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [btmoney]
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Thats my boy McStumpe on ST
a few of us were just having a good time at this race to close out the season. Event may or my not have been fueled by Bud Light Lime.
The Veloca Raptor costume was tough to run in so I had to ditch it after a mile! Transition times were brutal at this race! haa
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a few of us were just having a good time at this race to close out the season. Event may or my not have been fueled by Bud Light Lime.
The Veloca Raptor costume was tough to run in so I had to ditch it after a mile! Transition times were brutal at this race! haa
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [btmoney]
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Bwahaha OMG I hadn't noticed...thank you, I think.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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How about a link to the results?
Nice gut in that finishing pic btw
Nice gut in that finishing pic btw
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [dave_w]
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You're taking narcissism to the next level; keep up the good work! Like the sunglasses!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Davelamite]
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hahahaha AWESOME! Small world...Dr. Love had a dropped chain in transition and I had to yell at him while he was mounting his bike so he didnt faceplant and crash the lovely Spec Transition.
How bout that "swim", lol.
How bout that "swim", lol.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Nice work Doughboy.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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I like the acronym on your cap, it seems to apply to a couple of posters here on this thread.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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dude, you really need to work on that low self-esteem problem of yours....
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Wow... that is a strange way to ask to be pointed and lauphed at.
Run, work, run, sleep, repeat until fast, injured or insane.
Run, work, run, sleep, repeat until fast, injured or insane.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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I'm sure you're making Larry and the Gibbs construction family/team really proud of the free advertising. He'd be appalled
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Yo...give me back my finishers photo!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [kdw]
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I don't think it was quite this bad....here's me Christmas of 2007, when I decided I wanted to train for my first Triathlon.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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C'mon...for real? That's pretty impressive then. Slide that race number up (not too far given the red uni).
Out of curiosity...what the heck was that picture for...drop it in a frame to make a gift for mum?
Out of curiosity...what the heck was that picture for...drop it in a frame to make a gift for mum?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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I think you rolled over in bed and crushed a lizard.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Exactly how drunk were you when you decided that getting that tattoo would be a good idea?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Dude, if all these haters suck your balls, you're gonna be rocking a purple moonhopper in no time.
nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [KO]
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LOL
"the trick is to keep losing weight until your friends and family ask you if you've been sick. then you know you're within 10 pounds. if they start whispering to each other, wondering if you've got cancer or aids, you're within 5. when they actually do an intervention, you're at race weight." - Slowman
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [meredith82]
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I was way worse than drunk. I was 18.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [chur]
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Seeing as this thread seems to be in aid of narcissism, heres a couple of me
Port of Tauranga half ironman - I rode like an idiot, out splitting former world champ & olympic champ Hamish Carter - I was on target for a 1:25 run at this point then about 5 minutes from now I blow the f@$* up and struggle to a BS 1:4X run split. The stupid amounts of salt on my shoulders and thighs should have been a giveaway
and heres one for the laadiees..... haha
I lost a bet. Drunken fixie riding on Ponsonby road, arguably the most fashionable/stylish street in the country - Im stoked I wasnt wearing briefs
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nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
Port of Tauranga half ironman - I rode like an idiot, out splitting former world champ & olympic champ Hamish Carter - I was on target for a 1:25 run at this point then about 5 minutes from now I blow the f@$* up and struggle to a BS 1:4X run split. The stupid amounts of salt on my shoulders and thighs should have been a giveaway
and heres one for the laadiees..... haha
I lost a bet. Drunken fixie riding on Ponsonby road, arguably the most fashionable/stylish street in the country - Im stoked I wasnt wearing briefs
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nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [chur]
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Hrm. Judging by the second pic, you're gonna look REALLY old when you lose some more hair. And judging by the running angle in the last photo, either you're about to fall over or you didn't push hard enough.
John
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John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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Not sure why Im gonna look REALLY old?? Im happy for your input though, so I can help fight the ravages of time. I dont debate that Ill look really old though, I feel my biggest issue will be my stupidly soft and elastic face skin, I fear that advancing years will render me looking like deputy dawg, or perhaps one of the two cynical old guys in the muppet show. Losing MORE hair!!!! WTF! I have no current loss, and my genetics would suggest its of no concern!!
As for the not pushing hard enough, as I explained I COMPLETELY blew up 5 minutes later - so yeah, hard enough thanks! I think its a combination of rounding a bend and my terrible biomechanics that makes me look like im about to bail.
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nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
As for the not pushing hard enough, as I explained I COMPLETELY blew up 5 minutes later - so yeah, hard enough thanks! I think its a combination of rounding a bend and my terrible biomechanics that makes me look like im about to bail.
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nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [chur]
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misquoted. I was talking about the OP's photos.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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Whew, my ego was getting deflated! - I turn 30 in a couple of months, so have been getting all sorts of getting old man comments from mates - As long as they cant keep up, they can speak as much shit as they like ;)
nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
nec rege, nec populo, sed utroque
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Trash Talk]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Trash Talk]
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Instant Classic!!!!!
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Trash Talk]
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From the finger pointing, you sure seem pretty damn happy to be winning shoe fresheners, a roll up blanket and a luggage tag. And holy shit do you have one hell of a receding hair line for someone your age. Wow. And no, those ridiculous sunglasses do not cover enough of your fivehead.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Trash Talk]
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LOL - pretty funny!
Congrats on your achievements on many levels, well done and very impressive!
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Another IM in 2016 - hopefully..
Congrats on your achievements on many levels, well done and very impressive!
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Another IM in 2016 - hopefully..
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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dude, those shades are soooooo 80's
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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20??
Awesome post, we need more of that. Straight to the point.
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Awesome post, we need more of that. Straight to the point.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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I still haven't decided if this thread is a work of genius. I don't know and I'm not going to get all deconstructionist on it. In any event, it's hilarious and it needs a bump. Congratulations on your race.
Phil
Phil
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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McMinnville City Triathlon?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [BigPimp]
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No thats the one where I went off course for 3 miles because the volunteers couldnt be bothered tolift a fngr and point me in the right direction at an intersection the had coned off in a way that made it look like you were supposed to turn.
This is Cedars of Lebanon.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Yeah, blame the volunteers. It's not like it's your job to know the course; heaven forbid. You were obviously too busy squeezing into your speed suit for a 400m pool swim to be bothered to glance at a map.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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And how did it take you 3 miles to realize you were off course?
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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Three miles total. Maybe 4. Out and back. There was only one guy n front of me at the time and he went out of sight on a roller, I made the turn.
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Trash Talk: Sep 23, 09 18:06
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Hrm. Pudgy, balding and directionally challenged. That's a bad trifecta, dude.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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I don't know what sort of a reaction you're trying to get from me with your needling posts. I'm 5' 8", 143lbs and sub 10% body fat, close to 8%, actually. My hairline has receded some, but I am far from balding. Lets see some of your race pics. We could post a "who's hotter" poll in the women's.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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I don't even want to know how many (and what kind of) traumas you have suffered in your childhood.
P.S. Your signature line is pretty belligerent. I don't know you at all, but you definitely come across as a hater. Which brings me to the following question: Do you suck your own balls?
P.S. Your signature line is pretty belligerent. I don't know you at all, but you definitely come across as a hater. Which brings me to the following question: Do you suck your own balls?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Milano]
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If I could suck my own balls I wouldn't be posting here.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Milano]
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No. He delivers straight to the point what triathlon is about (I am the greatest). No talking around it with stupid race reports or glorious finishtimes hidden in questions.
There is only one thing that would be even better to serve the cause: a shot of his cock with a measurement tape aside it.
However, AFAIK this would not be appreciated by the Slowmans. And therefore his picks are the very best choice. Well done.
Who's next?
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [uli]
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"Who's next?"
I may not be the very next but I'll see about posting some pics when I do a sprint tri with a Halloween theme next month.
I'm planning on being "Captain Compresso". I'll wear as much compression gear as I can find, even during the swim.
I may not be the very next but I'll see about posting some pics when I do a sprint tri with a Halloween theme next month.
I'm planning on being "Captain Compresso". I'll wear as much compression gear as I can find, even during the swim.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Quote:
If I could suck my own balls I wouldn't be posting here.So obviously you have tried before, and something tells me that you keep trying...
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Sure, if you want. I've got some race photos up in my profile, have at it. (And yes, I'm more balding than you are, but I'm 42 and I'm ok with it. ;-) )
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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You guys talking about baldness like is 100% bad.
Do you ever wonder why the really hot girl is with the balding guy that doesnt seem to be famous or a millionaire? Research, research and then cry yourself to sleep asking God why are you not loosing more hair. All those long hair guys, really not cutting it :) :) :)
Most everyone not agreeing with this, has tons of hair........
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Do you ever wonder why the really hot girl is with the balding guy that doesnt seem to be famous or a millionaire? Research, research and then cry yourself to sleep asking God why are you not loosing more hair. All those long hair guys, really not cutting it :) :) :)
Most everyone not agreeing with this, has tons of hair........
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"Bros b4 Hos, man" House MD
Team Aquaphor 06-08
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ivansie]
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Although, I must say that the OP if that is him with the lizard tattoo, it's running away from his face much faster than it is mine. ;)
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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I sense that you are drawn to the OP, which appears to make you uncomfortable...kind of like one of those C grade chick flicks where the two parties spend the whole movie hating on each other and then suddenly and to both of their horror they are having angry sex.
Gotta go beat my kid. Haven't decided which one yet, maybe both.
Gotta go beat my kid. Haven't decided which one yet, maybe both.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [kdw]
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Beat them both, you wouldn't want someone to think you're showing favoritism. ;)
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [kdw]
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Has anyone tried helping you with your issues, I mean more than a pep talk. Are those kids forced to live with you?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [titotea]
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"Has anyone tried helping you with your issues,"
What's the point? People like me never recover apparently.
What's the point? People like me never recover apparently.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Trash Talk]
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I never thought I would appreciate this picture as much as I do now that this thread exists.
Like many readers, I can't decide if Trash Talk is completely brilliant or totally nuts. It may be both.
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Like many readers, I can't decide if Trash Talk is completely brilliant or totally nuts. It may be both.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [STtrainer]
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I take back what I said earlier. That's not a fivehead. That's a sixhead!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [STtrainer]
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"Like many readers, I can't decide if Trash Talk is completely brilliant or totally nuts. It may be both."
I vote brilliant, he knows what he's doing in his posts.
I'll read any thread he starts because I know it'll be entertaining.
I vote brilliant, he knows what he's doing in his posts.
I'll read any thread he starts because I know it'll be entertaining.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Hey Jason, you guys got your arses whipped by a 16 year old! HA!
Cheers...
Rich
Cheers...
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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what did you use to measure? wishful thinking?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [flyingmonkey]
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I'm still waiting for him to post the poll. FWIW, in the swim exit photo, I'm at 5'10"/168 and my impedance scale tells me 9%.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [paul_tx]
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Thread is genius--Trash Talk playing ST like a violin. Speed suit is my favorite touch.
This thread reminds me a little bit of a troll thread about 6 months ago in which someone pretended to be a soccer player who wanted to "try" a triathlon and was "convinced" that if he trained (can't remember amount) that he could win an oly and he wanted advice on how to do it. Of course, ST went bat shit. Really got funny when the guy started to trickle out details like he could run a 5k in 28 minutes (or something like that)--like chum in the water. Thread just went on and on.
This thread reminds me a little bit of a troll thread about 6 months ago in which someone pretended to be a soccer player who wanted to "try" a triathlon and was "convinced" that if he trained (can't remember amount) that he could win an oly and he wanted advice on how to do it. Of course, ST went bat shit. Really got funny when the guy started to trickle out details like he could run a 5k in 28 minutes (or something like that)--like chum in the water. Thread just went on and on.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [flyingmonkey]
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Dude that picture that ST trainer posted is over a year old. I'm in way better shape now. I got a caliper test done at the Y last week. They did it 3 times and I averaged the results. 9.2% was the exact number. I used to be really fat, and I have some loose skin around my belly that wont go away. Pay for my surgery. You and Devlin have jacked off to my pictures enough. You pretty much owe me.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Maniacal]
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Man, that kid is fast! He won the overall at every race I saw him in this year, and he kicked ass in the crit series.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Reading this entire thread has damaged me beyond belief. I may have to go over to the dark side.
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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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It's up now Grampa. Hurry and post your pics before you forget.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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pure genius!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [CaptainCanada]
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You already did
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Team Aquaphor 06-08
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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ok, if I had to suffer this, EVERYONE should suffer this-
MY EYES! MY EYES!
And you have to be the first person I've ever met who could safely wear white lycra shorts. ;)
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Devlin]
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I didn't realize ST had such a large gay following...
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Horsepower]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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I wonder why he cut the footsie's off of the PJ's???
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [flyingmonkey]
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Go fuck yourself. I'm nowhere close to 20% body fat, asshole.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Dude...relax! Flyingmonkey will beat your ass! He's a kung fu master ;-)
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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and I think you are the expert on fucking oneself since you have tried to suck your own balls.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [flyingmonkey]
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go get a Dexa scan
Did that. 27% is pretty humbling. :)
This compares to about 13% through other methods.
I also thought you missed the "If I could do that I wouldn't be posting here" opportunity. ;)
-Jot
Did that. 27% is pretty humbling. :)
This compares to about 13% through other methods.
I also thought you missed the "If I could do that I wouldn't be posting here" opportunity. ;)
-Jot
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Nice 'ab' dude.....you should see if Milwaukee's Best will sponsor that orb
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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LOL. 'ab', I love it. He doesn't have a six-pack, it's more like a beer-ball. Which all the haters can suck, apparently.
float , hammer , and jog
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Murphy'sLaw]
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I just had my girlfriend look at his bedroom pic. She offered up her opinion on two things:
1. He def. has a gooch where his bean bag should be.....very pronounced clam
2. He would be much happier hunting men....just come on out
1. He def. has a gooch where his bean bag should be.....very pronounced clam
2. He would be much happier hunting men....just come on out
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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Maybe we can do a ST Dating Service thing, and hook Trash Talk up w/ the man of his dreams - SneakySpeed.
The Pistolero may have finally found his holster.
float , hammer , and jog
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Murphy'sLaw]
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TT - "Lonely head tube looking for well lubed fork"
SneakySpeed - "Have grease gun, will travel"
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Murphy'sLaw]
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SneakySpeed is the keymaster to Trash Talk's gatekeeper. If we can somehow hook these two up with BottomFeeder.....
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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a clam??
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Team Aquaphor 06-08
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ivansie]
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A bearded clam, not an LOL CLaM.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ivansie]
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Dude I'm too embarrassed for you to even respond. Get out more.
I have a feeling this is how your Friday nights start out at the arcade: "Greetings Starfighter, you have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Zur and the Kodan Armada"
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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There is no Trash Talk - there is only Zul.
float , hammer , and jog
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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The best threads are always when Don is gone for Interbike or something like that...
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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grasshopper the mysteries of love are sometimes not for everyone to understand. I the master do not assume but question
there are many different names for the forbidden garden... Clams are tasty though
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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If you needed to google that quote, good work. If you didn't, YOU need to get out more. Great movie though.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Uncle Phil]
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Dude, this is not Don's world.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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The fact that you know that salutation says a lot about you
peace
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Team Aquaphor 06-08
peace
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Team Aquaphor 06-08
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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my girlie and i were channel surfing sunday since it's been raining for about a month straight.....we watched a bit of that movie and freaking howled laughing. i remember seeing that in the theatre like it was yesterday....and lamely yes, i had to google
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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Was this before or after you showed her a picture of Trash Talk's junk? That is a classic Sunday. "What did you and your girlie do today? Oh, we watched the Last Starfighter then looked at Trash Talk's junk."
Hopefully you were inspired and ate at the Y. The Flux Capacitor, if you will.
Hopefully you were inspired and ate at the Y. The Flux Capacitor, if you will.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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showed her the pic of gay boy this morning before she left for work. sunday was the lame day on the couch....we could have kayaked down my freakin' street it was raining so hard. and back to the future ROCKED....damn i'm feeling nostalgia through the keyboard with these 80's flicks....
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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even better......we watched 'gross pointe blank' for about an hour.....now THAT was a great cult fim. cusack and co.....driver, arkin, akroyd, piven, azaria.....what a cast. freaking classic one liners every 2 minutes.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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Your second pic made me think you are like 40, but then it didnt makes sense cause you come off as being more like 18. Also there is no freaking way you have 9.2% body fat.
Edit: Oh yeah sweet glasses
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FJB: Not to mention the number of people that can't bike or run....
Edit: Oh yeah sweet glasses
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Re: Why do people that can't swim try to do triathlon?
FJB: Not to mention the number of people that can't bike or run....
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [flyingmonkey]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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Love the guy playing the arcade game while they blow up the minimart around him... :D
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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"Nice 'ab' dude.....you should see if Milwaukee's Best will sponsor that orb"
Why don't you post some of your recent race pics?
With a name like "ride2eat" I can imagine that you're really ripped.
Why don't you post some of your recent race pics?
With a name like "ride2eat" I can imagine that you're really ripped.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Trash Talk]
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I love this thread!
Were you the one wearing a swim skin for the 300yd swim? How did that work for you? Did you save enough time on the swim to make up for the time used taking it off?
Were you the one wearing a swim skin for the 300yd swim? How did that work for you? Did you save enough time on the swim to make up for the time used taking it off?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Ironma'am]
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This thread has aged like a fine wine. It just keeps giving.
He wore a speedsuit because apparently you save 20-30s per 100. But only with a 19.
He wore a speedsuit because apparently you save 20-30s per 100. But only with a 19.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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"This thread has aged like a fine wine. It just keeps giving. "
Exactly...I've had to clean my screen a few times already....
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
Exactly...I've had to clean my screen a few times already....
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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And he is down on Devlin big time on the HOTNESS poll, its really a one sided fight
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [meredith82]
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Any guy who tries to say he never tried... is lying.
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"which is like watching one of your buddies announce that he's quitting booze and cigarettes, switching to a Vegan diet and training for triathalons ... but he's going to keep snorting heroin." Bill Simmons, ESPN
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Muh]
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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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Heh, Dennis Miller did a skit on the craftmatic bed..."You ever think about buying the craftmatic bed just to see if you could blow yourself? I mean you get that vee going...i mean though, you suck your own dick, you've made a commitment! You're there in the morning saying 'what the hell was I thinking? I don't know where i've been...'"
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [ride2eat]
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I think you guys hurt Trash Talk's feelings...he stopped posting pic's to prove you guys wrong.
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Horsepower]
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We didn't do it, it's the absolute crushing he is receiving in the Womens poll on who is hotter, TrashTalk or Devlin. Devlin is so far ahead TrashTalk couldn't catch him wearing 7 speed suits....
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [bluemonkeytri]
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Did Devlin post a pic? I can't remember anymore. Why on earth would a guy like that tell other guys on a web blog that is full of great athletes to post pic's to see whose hotter in the eyes of women???
"Fat and stupid is no way to go through life." Can anyone guess the movie?
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It's not how many years you have left in life, it's how much life you have left in your years!
"Fat and stupid is no way to go through life." Can anyone guess the movie?
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It's not how many years you have left in life, it's how much life you have left in your years!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Horsepower]
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It's fat, DRUNK, and stupid.....
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [tri-tele]
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How did I know that I had a correction coming...well this is ST :^)
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [tri-tele]
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got 'em!
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Horsepower]
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How nice that one of your first ever lines in a feature movie will always be "THANK YOU sir! May I have another?" ;-)
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [Ironma'am]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [flyingmonkey]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [STtrainer]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [tlc13]
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Why is it that the biggest wingnuts here also happen to have the most regrettable tats? Coincidence? I think not.
float , hammer , and jog
float , hammer , and jog
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Murphy'sLaw]
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So are you saying that it was a bad idea to get the red M-Dot tat on my right palm?
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Record10Carbon]
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [ndenezzo]
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Look at all the booze in front of me....wait...is that me? WeHers mah beeeR?
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Record10Carbon]
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dang Chip, get that Chineesey Rolex off of your wrist...
"you know, aero trumps training ;-) "
R10C 10/09
"you know, aero trumps training ;-) "
R10C 10/09
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Boudreaux]
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I wear Tag thanks....
(and, that is just some pic I found on line)
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?
(and, that is just some pic I found on line)
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it is all about?
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Record10Carbon]
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Yeah, Chip doesn't have that much hair... ;-)~
John
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Devlin]
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Should Chip be entered in the Devlin vs Trash Talk sexy pic contest? Even if it isn't him in his picture post?
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Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. (I Got Kanye'd!) [Boudreaux]
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Chinesey Rolex is actually pronounced "Lolek".
And for what it's worth the guys that wear them usually buy the "dainty" models with the thin little bracelets , hilarious :)
Chees,
Terry
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream" - Les Brown
"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment" - Jim Rohn
Re: More Awesome Race Photos of Me. [eganski]
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My keymaster is nicely holstered, thanks. Plus those two aren't really my type...
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Does anyone think it's funny that people post pictures of themselves here. Jeeeez I thought the bike posts were strange.