Wow, that was one of the more bizarre and disturbing news accounts I've seen in a while. I'm reading the article, assuming the guy is dead. Nope, he's "awake and unresponsive" when they get to him. And the bullets were still in his head? WTF? Apparently a very small caliber handgun. The article did a shitty job of not even mentioning his prognosis for recovery, current condition, or lack of that info. Hopefully the guy didn't get a bullet lobotomy.

Yeah, and who the fuck goes down on a hooker.