So, you want a bike that's both a light climber and can support your very muscular build, is aero but has disc brakes, is all day comfortable but not too soft, and combines a Shimano MB rear Di2 derailleur with road Di2 shifters/front derailleur/junction boxes/battery? Surprised you didn't ask for puncture proof tires with super low .crr and a supple ride, too.
"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"
"They're made of latex, not nitroglycerin"