With the red collar and sharp claws......

Your behavior and sitting position not only endanger yourself but creates an even more hostile environment to
the other pets.

You were sitting on my head while just to the right of you was a clear and very soft pillow.
This was during a very early morning sleep.I cursed at you to give you a hint. You responded
with a yawn.

A couple of minutes later I attempted to explain to you that although I am not a cat I like to sleep too
and your behavior was rude. You told me to "fuck off" and yawned again.

Many people believe that cats are arrogant and entitled assholes with no regard for sleeping humans.
You fit this sterotype perfectly. I hope you see the error of your ways and use better judgment in the future.

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Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, then don't
do that thing.