Oh my, the typical keyboard warriors...Do not take this thread as your substitute for therapists. Are you pissed at the world? Why choose to ridicule someone's request, even when you have no idea about who this person is? I will assume you are over 21, act like one then.

I am trying to do something serious here: I want to buy a FIZIK WORLD CHAMPION SADDLE.

Do you have one? Great, please PM me. No? then stop being naughty or I will report you to a moderator. Social norms exist for a reason.