Offering bullshit, birdseed prize purses to hard working professional triathletes, while feeding (pardon the pun) a free Kona slot to a fatty.......

......there is something morally wrong about that.......especially when you consider the fatty will make more $$ from Kona than the winner of the race.

But hey!! It's good for the sport <muffled cough>

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