sniper-god worshipping Mojo will step in for the Pres on this one;

1: Canadian slaves can be used to help move the Expos to Wash D.C. Otherwise, they're worthless.

2: Start a thread here in the lavender room; "I'm selling my daughter into slavery" and I will start the bidding. Don't forget to post a pic w/ vitals

3: Typical f$%king liberal. The word of God is clear and you're worried about what your friends think.

4: When your friend asks you to join him on a bike ride the next day, you should decline.

5: Most gay bars serve shrimp COCK-tail appetizers. I suggest you find the answer firsthand.

6: Lasik

7: Find some new friends

8: Play with a Nerf football. It's easier on soul, as well as the hands.

9: Stone them to death first. Bring their bodies to the middle of the field and light 'em up. Call the fire department to monitor the slaying to be sure the fire doesn't destroy the crops of neighboring farmers who plant only one crop and therefore are free of sin.

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**All of these words finding themselves together were greatly astonished and delighted for assuredly, they had never met before**