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BLeP
Mar 26, 24 10:42
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World record attempt: most pine boards broken between the legs on one jump.

https://www.instagram.com/...MWNvaGFhN2M1a3o2aA==
How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?
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Velocibuddha
Mar 26, 24 10:49
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That's amazing!!

This is not a seat of your pants kind of performance.

The dude has gear, a film crew, he has been training and planning for this.
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Rick_pcfl
Mar 26, 24 11:05
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Now, he will be able to attempt the Women's record for the same thing.
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Rick_pcfl
Mar 26, 24 11:07
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Hey. I didn't want to search for an old Croc thread, but thought you might be interested in this.


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noodle_soup
Mar 26, 24 11:23
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Rick_pcfl wrote:
Hey. I didn't want to search for an old Croc thread, but thought you might be interested in this.

Wow. It's true what they say -

Some things, you just can't just unsee.
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RogerC39
Mar 26, 24 11:26
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The years of training, calluses built up, etc. Impressive.
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ike
Mar 26, 24 11:35
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I’ll bet that was the last wood he saw for a while.
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wimsey
Mar 26, 24 11:36
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Will file under 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'.

Also, seems less like a jump and more like a fall.
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RogerC39
Mar 26, 24 11:42
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Is this a competition where transgendered men might have an unfair advantage. Would they be allowed to compete at an event held in a Nassau county public park?
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Dr. Tigerchik
Mar 26, 24 12:37
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anyone got info on WHY someone would attempt this?

also this thread is hilarious, keep 'em cumming (bc he won't be able to)
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
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Rick_pcfl
Mar 26, 24 16:54
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When he does something, he goes balls to the wall.
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j p o
Mar 26, 24 17:00
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Can't we just drop him from higher up tomorrow to rebreak his balls/record?
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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Helltrack
Mar 26, 24 17:09
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Another jackass movie in the works?
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ike
Mar 26, 24 17:43
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Danny Hart seems ill-suited to break this record.
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ike
Mar 26, 24 18:14
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There was a man of no restraint.
Who dared where others were faint.
He said as the pine
Shot toward his spine
What have I done to my taint?
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windywave
Mar 26, 24 18:18
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ike wrote:
There was a man of no restraint.
Who dared where others were faint.
He said as the pine
Shot toward his spine
What have I done to my taint?

3 points for a poem

And another three for using taint in a poem
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axlsix3
Mar 26, 24 19:19
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Hats off to him, he's got balls of steel.
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TiDriver
Mar 26, 24 19:26
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axlsix3 wrote:
Hats off to him, he's got balls of steel.



Iron Balls McGinty?


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Rick_pcfl
Mar 27, 24 6:07
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ike wrote:
There was a man of no restraint.
Who dared where others were faint.
He said as the pine
Shot toward his spine
What have I done to my taint?


I think you need to give up law practice and write limericks for a living. That was awesome.
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mck414
Mar 27, 24 6:43
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And his vote counts the same as mine.

My wife keeps pestering me to get an instagram account, this is furthers my argument as to why I will not.
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Dr. Tigerchik
Mar 28, 24 3:36
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Can’t imagine what this did do his balls. Probably rectum
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's chlorine
If you're injured and need some sympathy, PM me and I'm very happy to write back.
disclaimer: PhD not MD
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mck414
Mar 28, 24 4:52
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Dr. Tigerchik wrote:
Can’t imagine what this did do his balls. Probably rectum

Rectum? It damn near killed him!
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