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Eating Mom's Ashes on Christmas Turkey Dinner (Jeezum Crow...)
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big kahuna
Dec 18, 17 16:39
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Another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. ;-)

"A grieving woman plans to pay tribute to her late mother — by seasoning her Christmas meal with her ashes, and then eating them. Debra Parsons, 41, will sprinkle the cremains of her mother, Doreen Brown, on the turkey and dessert. “We will have a place laid for her and a picture of her on the table so she can be with us on the very special day,” Parsons says."

I blame all that bad dentistry over there in the UK. That has to be it.

"I'll Eat Mom For Christmas": Grieving Daughter Plans To Season Turkey With Dead Mother's Ashes - CrimeFeed


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Go Pound Sand
Dec 18, 17 17:09
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Does she realize that eating mom's ashes means she'll be shitting out mom the next morning?
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SallyShortyPnts
Dec 18, 17 17:14
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Truly, really deserving of.....wait for it......WOW.JUST.WOW.....


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Rick_pcfl
Dec 18, 17 18:23
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I dated a Debra Parsons many years ago - but she hated her mother and is much hotter than this one.
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big kahuna
Dec 18, 17 18:27
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Go Pound Sand wrote:
Does she realize that eating mom's ashes means she'll be shitting out mom the next morning?

Isn't it "shite" in Britain? ;-)
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Justgeorge
Dec 18, 17 18:40
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I miss YaHey
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MidwestRoadie
Dec 18, 17 19:34
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Life was better before the internet, because then I had no idea that dumbasses like this actually existed.
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big kahuna
Dec 18, 17 19:50
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MidwestRoadie wrote:
Life was better before the internet, because then I had no idea that dumbasses like this actually existed.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Post winner, right here! :-)
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
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softrun
Dec 18, 17 19:55
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Go Pound Sand wrote:
Does she realize that eating mom's ashes means she'll be shitting out mom the next morning?

And flushing her down the toilet into the sewer. Not the most dignified end.
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