When I let them out, I discovered who really loves me.

Aren't dogs great.

I told my wife that she is exhibiting similar personality traits to her mother.... (not bad ones, just that she's supposed to be taking it easy this week and instead she's cleaning the house top to bottom)

She threatened to divorce me....

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Swimming Workout of the Day:

Favourite Swim Sets:

2020 National Masters Champion - M50-54 - 50m Butterfly

That sounds like a blissful couple of hours. Minus the part that you were without the dog, of course.

And now he's out of the closet?

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Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

That must have been a really peaceful couple of hours.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

If things aren't going well, I just put this on replay and everything becomes better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O4CIHJkHNA

and you let the wife out, why?

We gonna get some kind of explanation as to how the wife and dog got locked in the closet?

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Books @ Amazon
"If only he had used his genius for niceness, instead of Evil." M. Smart

Sometimes, anonymity has its advantages on the internet...

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DFL > DNF > DNS

That just made my day, thank you very much :)

Awesome. Over my objections my wife got a dog in March. I love that dog and so far I have not locked anyone in a closet.

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They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
Dreaming of systems so perfect that no one will need to be good T.S. Eliot

It was a test, simply a test.

Also, when they came out there was some wagging, a lot of yipping, and I may have piddled on the floor

That just made my day, thank you very much :)

I have a golden retriever and it makes me laugh because he's like that too.

Yep, weÂ’ve got a 7 year old female, field bred golden. IÂ’ll throw pics up later just for kicks and giggles, sheÂ’s the best (: