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Duffy
Oct 26, 17 14:01
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There are two places that I frequent, both are surf spots, that upon arrival I have an almost immediate need to poop (which I do and thankfully there are bathrooms).

It’s not diarrhea, btw.

This happens EVERY TIME no mater what time of day.

I also sneeze most times while passing by another location (also a surf spot).
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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Go Pound Sand
Oct 26, 17 14:58
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A visit to the lumber yard is a guaranteed BM for me. Can't explain it, but it happens every time.
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CaptainCanada
Oct 26, 17 16:30
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Home Depot. Every time.
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SkipG
Oct 26, 17 16:41
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Lowes more than any other place.

Feel like throwing up most days when I read some of the stuff here in the LR. 🤢
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GreenPlease
Oct 26, 17 18:48
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My community has a clubhouse and I sometimes go there to play pingpong against some of the youngsters or one of my buddies. As soon as I'm on the twelfth point of any game I feel the sudden urge to take a dump. Every time.
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Duffy
Oct 26, 17 18:53
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So there’s something to this.

Maybe I could go to college after all and do a doctoral thesis on this phenomenon.
Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb
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schroeder
Oct 26, 17 18:58
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Duffy wrote:
So there’s something to this.

Maybe I could go to college after all and do a doctoral thesis on this phenomenon.

It's been studied for bookstores

https://en.wikipedia.org/...riko_Aoki_phenomenon
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eb
Oct 26, 17 19:40
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schroeder wrote:
It's been studied for bookstores

https://en.wikipedia.org/...riko_Aoki_phenomenon

I'm always amazed by the things I learn here in the LR.

... and then I have to wonder how you knew about this ...
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jkca1
Oct 26, 17 21:23
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Hospitals. My anxiety level ramps to an 11.
"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
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MidwestRoadie
Oct 26, 17 21:25
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I’m going to have to urinate 15 minutes into every single road trip or car ride that’s over 100 miles. There’s no way around it.

There are also certain places where I’ll get a headache or palpitations 100% of the time before I even leave to go there. That’s because of the company I’ll be with more than the place, though.
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jriosa
Oct 26, 17 22:53
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Omg, I didn't realize my wife had an account here!
Kathryn, is that you?
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MidwestRoadie
Oct 27, 17 6:12
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Yes, now please go and clean your damn pubes out of the shower. Also, stop leaving your dirty underwear on the bathroom floor, you filthy animal.



jriosa wrote:
Omg, I didn't realize my wife had an account here!
Kathryn, is that you?
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wimsey
Oct 27, 17 6:29
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Scuba diving, particularly in cold water - have to piss like a racehorse every time. There are actual physiological reasons for that though.
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BCtriguy1
Oct 27, 17 7:18
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Lumberyards make me need to pee, every time. Now, I pull in, go inside and pee before shopping so I feel like I'm in less of a rush.

I'm sure it's anxiety drive, having spent lots of stressful moments in lumberyards!
Long Chile was a silly place.
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wild hare
Oct 27, 17 7:45
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Window shopping/browsing of any sort sets me off. Particularly bookstores. And it's an IMMEDIATE need.

And I thought I was the only weird one.
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softrun
Oct 27, 17 7:51
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Snowy days. For the life of me, as soon as I go out into the snow I have to pee, like, NOW. Luckily, it doesn't snow often in Vancouver and I don't ski.
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j p o
Oct 27, 17 12:20
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The treadmill. Half the time I can be sitting in my chair and think about getting on it, bam. If I actually get dressed and in my gym, by the time I get it turned on and ready to go, bam.

I'm sitting here in my office and thinking about it, bam.
I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.
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spockman
Oct 28, 17 18:13
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Line up to get in water for that triathlon thingy.
They constantly try to escape from the darkness outside and within
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Sideways
Oct 30, 17 4:23
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Does Pornhub count?
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RandMart
Oct 30, 17 9:41
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Schroeder wrote:
It's been studied for bookstores

https://en.wikipedia.org/...riko_Aoki_phenomenon

I wonder if it's the same for libraries? I'll have to ask my daughter about that









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CaptainCanada
Nov 3, 17 15:26
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I am at Home Depot. Off to take a dump three minutes in.
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