I love this movie, saw it back when it came out and many times since. I watch this with my 9-yr old whenever it's on and she loves it too, hopefully she'll appreciate it more as she gets older and gets even more of the jokes.

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!" - my favorite line, cracks me up every time.

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"You can never win or lose if you don't run the race." - Richard Butler

You miserable vomitous mass.

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Not later. Now.

Love that scene. The guys voice saying it is hilarious! “Wuv. Twue wuv.”

Buttercup - “We’ll never survive!”
Westley - “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”

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Remember - It's important to be comfortable in your own skin... because it turns out society frowns on wearing other people's

Long live Andre!

Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy!
[turning to Fezzik]
Vizzini: And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!



Fezzik: I just figured why you give me so much trouble.
Westley: Why is that
[squashed against a rock]
Westley: do you think?
Fezzik: Well, I haven't fought one person for so long. I've been specialised in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.
Westley: Why should that make such a
[squashed painfully]
Westley: difference?
Fezzik: You use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people, than when you only have to be worried about one
[falls unconscious]

Sleep well and dream of large women!

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"The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare" - Juma Ikangaa

http://www.litespeed.com

I agree

“What happens is just this: Queen Bella packs most of her wardrobe (11 pages) and travels to Guilder (2 pages). In Guilder she unpacks (5 pages), then tenders the invitation to Princess Noreena (1 page). Princess Noreena accepts (1 page). Then Princess Noreena packs all her clothes and hats (23 pages) and, together, the Princess and the Queen travel back to Florin for the annual celebration of the founding of Florin City (1 page). They reach King Lotharon's castle, where Princess Noreena is shown her quarters (1/2 page) and unpacks all the same clothes and hats we've just seen her pack one and a half pages before (12 pages).”

How the Zoo of Death didn't make it into the movie escapes me [oh, budget, yeah, that makes sense]

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"What's your claim?" - Ben Gravy
"Your best work is the work you're excited about" - Rick Rubin