I think i may have seen the ultimate example of the walk of shame yesterday morning. And I'm bored so I thought I'd share...
I live in a college town. I was riding on the road coming back from the trails on a mountain bike ride, a little after 7 in the morning. It's about 40 degrees and I see this girl walking barefoot on the sidewalk and no coat. She's super tan, with obviously bleached blond hair wearing a super tight dress that had the cleavage area cut out like below but about a foot shorter and gaudy, glittery gold. She was carrying matching gold platform shoes that must have had 8 inch heels. Anyway I couldn't stop smiling the rest of the way home. I just wonder where she was the night before? It's hard to imagine any bar or party setting where she wouldn't have looked ridiculous.
I live in a college town. I was riding on the road coming back from the trails on a mountain bike ride, a little after 7 in the morning. It's about 40 degrees and I see this girl walking barefoot on the sidewalk and no coat. She's super tan, with obviously bleached blond hair wearing a super tight dress that had the cleavage area cut out like below but about a foot shorter and gaudy, glittery gold. She was carrying matching gold platform shoes that must have had 8 inch heels. Anyway I couldn't stop smiling the rest of the way home. I just wonder where she was the night before? It's hard to imagine any bar or party setting where she wouldn't have looked ridiculous.