An example from a divorce case.

Larry gave evidence that, less than one month later, Catherine “Tried to run me over with her van.” [See Note 6 below]
Note 6: This is always a telltale sign that a husband and wife are drifting apart.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Pure gold....
[82] Sandra testified that Catherine “gave me the finger while driving on Bunting Road”. [See Note 28 below]
Note 28: I am uncertain whether this would be considered a hand-held communication device, now illegal while operating a motor vehicle under recent amendments to the Highway Traffic Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. H.8

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
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I like this one:

"Sandra testified that Catherine “gave me the finger while driving on Bunting Road”. [See Note 28 below]

Note 28: I am uncertain whether this would be considered a hand-held communication device, now illegal while operating a motor vehicle under recent amendments to the Highway Traffic Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. H.8."

Drifting apart? Sounds to me like she was trying to bring them closer together!

This is awesome!

Catherine and Larry sound like a great couple:

"Note 3: I am prepared to certify a class action for the return of all wedding gifts."

I wonder if the judge ever lets gems like these slip out at the bench?

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Thanks, we can use some humor...

After Fridriksson wobbled out of the witness box, the trial lasted another money-burning 46 days, for a total of 72 days, spread over three years (yes, three years)

Judicial gold. I love this jurist! :-)

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

My wife (a lawyer) confirmed that these rulings are legit. She used to work in family law and is disappointed that she never met this Judge.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?