You should probably delete these types of posts before you post them. Will save you a ton of time later.

The paranoia is strong with this one

You should probably eat a bag dicks.

Unless you have something other expressing your baseless dislike for me maybe you should refrain from typing.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

'First world problems'??

Why do you assume this is happening in the US?

I'll be driving an X1 because it's about the size of a Tucson and I can lease it for less than a Tucson.

And it's a much nicer car than the Tucson.

I don't really care what anyone thinks about it being a woman's car. If I could get one as cheap as I get the Mini my preference would be a 4 door Tacoma or Honda Ridgeline. Probably both women's trucks. Whatever.

BLeP don't care.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Problems with the Mini:
1) no room for a moose.
2) no room for a man card.

Tucson
Mini
X1

Are we to address you as Kaitlin now?

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

No opinion either way. You're just an odd character who fancies himself a "provocateur", has a very public attack of paranoia and then comes back to "provoke" again.

The human psyche is a fascinating thing.

I own a 2010 Mini Cooper S and it is pile of shit, my 2000 chevy lumina is 1,000x more reliable. Nothing looks more ridiculous than bumping down a gravel road in a mini and pilling out with chest waders and a shotgun.

Going to do a year with no car payment then go get an F-150.

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Oh c'mon Duffy. Don't be a whiny bitch. You've been around long enough that there is plenty of basis for triguy101 not to like you.

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There's only one poster here that I dislike and that's only because he went after me and my family outside the confines of this forum. If somebody on here dislikes me based on what I write that's pretty sad.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

It was only "public" because people on this forum wouldn't stop talking about it.

I really tried to just vanish.

When all the legal issues are resolved maybe I'll tell you all what happened. I'm

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Sucks about your mini. I won't have that issue. I'll get a new mini in 7 months. Lather, rinse repeat.

I have a few things I look for in a car:

1. I want it to be cheap. For me, this lease program is dirt cheap.
2. I want it to be good on gas. Check
3. I want it to be reliable. Well it's a new car every 7 months so it better be reliable.

The other car I want to be large enough to move my little family. The Tucson is. The X1 is.

An F150 crew cab would be awesome. It would also be way too much money.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Leasing only works if you aren't a high mileage driver. Hopefully I can grab the f150 when financing is good and then pick up another clunker to put my commuting miles on.

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Millage doesn't matter on this program when I hit 14,000 kms I get a new car. I just have to monitor how many kms I put on each month and order a new car to come when I hit the 14000 mark.

Also I no longer pay for winter tires or maintenance of the car. This lease is a no brainer.

And Minis are fun to drive. Much better than my other options which would have been the Accent or the Fit. And cheaper.

Did I mention that it's cheap?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Tell me it is cheaper after you replace a clutch, water pump, thermostat housing x2, fuel pump, vacuum pump and do a walnut shell blast to the intake valves.

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I wouldn't have to do any of that. It would all be under warranty.

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?