Good times. I bet people watching helped him out.

C'mon now, he was just rubbing his leg and one thing led to another...

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I can totally relate to this. Every time I try to get the circulation back in my leg, I end up rubbing one out. It's a perfectly natural progression of events. Amiright?

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''The enemy isn't conservatism. The enemy isn't liberalism. The enemy is bulls**t.''

—Lars-Erik Nelson

Based on one comment on the FB page where I saw the story, I'd say it is.

"Poor fella. It's true though, an attack of pins and needles can cause one thing to lead to another. Only the other day I had an onset of numbness in my legs which ended up with me furiously masturbating. This was much to the chagrin of my mother-in-law who was sat next to me trying to watch TV."

I like it when a story has a happy ending.