Great. Just. Fucking Great.
Convicted child rapist
This will be fun at the next class reunion

Apparently, I'm a pretty good painter.

Or a dude with a neck tattoo.

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king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW

You are pretty damn short.

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I'm beginning to think that we are much more fucked than I thought.

So did you actually find a picture of yourself?

First and third result was a business related photo, but no photos of me personally.

But there was a photo of my Mrs further down the page. Pretty unique surname, only a handful in all of Australia.

Me too. Even in the small town where I grew up there was someone else with the same name. I checked Facebook and went over a hundred deep and still hadn't come across my profile.

Is your first name Joseph ? I'm guessing Goebels isn't in your name.

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Id rather not have found any. First half dozen were all old race photos. Not good ones either. Then I have a bunch of work pics before the random stuff shows up. They all seem to be tied to my name or college alumni

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "