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Any franco-aussies in the house vying for American citizenship..
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JasoninHalifax
May 12, 17 5:19
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Will you continue to spell words like "colour" and "humour" correctly?

Will you trade in your vegemite for deep-fried chili dogs on a stick?
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Tibbsy
May 12, 17 5:37
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Will you stop throwing another Ris De Veau on the barbie?
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JasoninHalifax
May 12, 17 6:11
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Will you rescue yourself after you surrender?
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Tibbsy
May 12, 17 6:19
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Will you replace your budgie smugglers with huge cargo shorts?
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Tibbsy
May 12, 17 6:30
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Will you stop referring to driving your Ponts-Moteurs as "going on walkabout"?
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Tibbsy
May 12, 17 6:34
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Will you stop singing Gavotting Cecline?
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JasoninHalifax
May 12, 17 7:11
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Are you going to switch to Bud Light?
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JasoninHalifax
May 12, 17 7:14
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Will the frog and snail populations around your house recover from the overhunting?

Does your truffle-hunter get turned into bacon?
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Tibbsy
May 12, 17 7:17
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Will tipping suddenly become something you will do?
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JasoninHalifax
May 12, 17 7:22
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will you carry a Glock in your tucker-bag?
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CaptainCanada
May 12, 17 8:49
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Will you walk around saying "That's not a Couteau, THAT's a couteau!"?
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CaptainCanada
May 12, 17 8:50
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Will you continue to drive your Citroën on th left side of the road?
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CaptainCanada
May 12, 17 8:51
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Will your eau de toilette swirl backwards?
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racin_rusty
May 12, 17 16:10
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CaptainCanada
May 12, 17 22:08
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François is ignoring this thread.

He is too busy tossing his Brie on the Barbie.
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Tibbsy
May 15, 17 5:34
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When you spill your cologne will you stop yelling, "Eau de humanity!"
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Francois
May 15, 17 8:01
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Did you wankers all go to the same fucking clown school? Bande d'abrutis.
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Tibbsy
May 15, 17 8:05
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Yeah. We to the Cirque Du Soleil School Of Clowning And Mime Of The Bruces.
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