yo Blep

Apr 24, 17 12:00

Post #1 of 17 (1456 views)

I just found out I'm over 20K posts, and I still haven't been contacted by Dan for that free blowjob we are supposed to get.

Did you get yours? If you were me, should I pester Dan for it, or just let it slide?

ETA, I'm not gay, but I don't like turning down free stuff.

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Last edited by: JasoninHalifax: Apr 24, 17 12:02

Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 12:33

Post #2 of 17 (1423 views)

I got mine.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 12:35

Post #3 of 17 (1420 views)

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Re: yo Blep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 12:37

Post #4 of 17 (1414 views)

BLeP wrote:

I got mine.

and??

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Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 12:44

Post #5 of 17 (1394 views)

JasoninHalifax wrote:

BLeP wrote:

I got mine.

and??

Meh.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: yo Blep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 12:47

Post #6 of 17 (1388 views)

BLeP wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

BLeP wrote:

I got mine.

and??

Meh.

are you being honest, or do you hate me and don't want me to get it?

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Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 13:49

Post #7 of 17 (1351 views)

JasoninHalifax wrote:

BLeP wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

BLeP wrote:

I got mine.

and??

Meh.

are you being honest, or do you hate me and don't want me to get it?

I am not stopping you and maybe your BJ expectations are much lower than mine. So who knows, maybe you'll enjoy it.

How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

Re: yo Blep [BLeP] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 14:23

Post #8 of 17 (1330 views)

BLeP wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

BLeP wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

BLeP wrote:

I got mine.

and??

Meh.

are you being honest, or do you hate me and don't want me to get it?

I am not stopping you and maybe your BJ expectations are much lower than mine. So who knows, maybe you'll enjoy it.

Maybe Dan will get Forge to do it going forward as penance. You know he'll do an amazing job given how manly he is.

Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 14:45

Post #9 of 17 (1315 views)

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

Re: yo Blep [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 14:54

Post #10 of 17 (1305 views)

rick_pcfl wrote:

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

I was there on an H1BJ

Larry Craig introduced it a while ago

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Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 15:37

Post #11 of 17 (1276 views)

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

I was there on an H1BJ

Larry Craig introduced it a while ago

I gather you have to have a wide stance to qualify for it? I'm afraid I can figure out where you have to go to apply for it - I hope they provide plenty of Purell.

Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 15:38

Post #12 of 17 (1276 views)

Dan stopped that policy after he met up with BLeP and BLeP gave him a box of these:

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 15:39

Post #13 of 17 (1273 views)

BLeP was offended when Dan took him to the yard and BLeP spotted this:

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

Emery's Third Coast Triathlon | Tri Wisconsin Triathlon Team | Push Endurance | GLWR

Re: yo Blep [rick_pcfl] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 17:23

Post #14 of 17 (1228 views)

rick_pcfl wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

I was there on an H1BJ

Larry Craig introduced it a while ago

I gather you have to have a wide stance to qualify for it? I'm afraid I can figure out where you have to go to apply for it - I hope they provide plenty of Purell.

The interview process is quite extensive. They really know how to probe your darkest secrets.

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Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 18:03

Post #15 of 17 (1202 views)

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

I was there on an H1BJ

Larry Craig introduced it a while ago

I gather you have to have a wide stance to qualify for it? I'm afraid I can figure out where you have to go to apply for it - I hope they provide plenty of Purell.

The interview process is quite extensive. They really know how to probe your darkest secrets.

With one finger or two?

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Re: yo Blep [JasoninHalifax] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 18:08

Post #16 of 17 (1184 views)

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

I was there on an H1BJ

Larry Craig introduced it a while ago

I gather you have to have a wide stance to qualify for it? I'm afraid I can figure out where you have to go to apply for it - I hope they provide plenty of Purell.

The interview process is quite extensive. They really know how to probe your darkest secrets.

I bet the process is unconstitutional as they probably don't let you face your accuser.

Re: yo Blep [mck414] [ In reply to ]

Apr 24, 17 18:13

Post #17 of 17 (1174 views)

mck414 wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

JasoninHalifax wrote:

rick_pcfl wrote:

Dang! You were in the US for 2 hours and already trying to get free stuff. I guess there is a new classification for a blow job visa?

I was there on an H1BJ

Larry Craig introduced it a while ago

I gather you have to have a wide stance to qualify for it? I'm afraid I can figure out where you have to go to apply for it - I hope they provide plenty of Purell.

The interview process is quite extensive. They really know how to probe your darkest secrets.

With one finger or two?

Power tools. I think? Its kind of a blur now.

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