When I say Red, you say Blue: Red Blue, Red Blue!!!!!

So as a relatively new comer to the LR, I'm really starting to enjoy some of the call and response discussion techniques I see in thread. One side (pick one) says X, and the other side automatically says Y. So I wondered if it might be humorous to see how many standards we could capture in a single thread. This is also an attempt to help not talk about He Who Duffy is Trying Desperately Not to Name.

As a slightly left of center dude, I'll offer what I see from one perspective:

Call: Hey, [Insert Politician's Name] is doing action A...
Response: Well hell, [Insert Politician who immediately preceded named Politician] did action A before him.

Call: Hey, [Insert Politician's Name] is doing / tweeting this
Response: Why do you actually care about what [Politician Name] is doing?

Call: What do you feel about X policy
Response: You [pick one or more from: snowflake / pansies / side-a-tards] lost and that loss has consequences

Call: Hey did you see this group do this?
Response: Yes, [insert: whining / crying / mass hysteria].

What other ones (from either side) are out there?