News from the Rodred ranch

Feb 10, 17 5:34

Post #1 of 21 (1566 views)

There's now a Mrs. Rodred.

She's a "feminist"

Hard worker

Likes guns.

Hates Trump.

Hates Hillary

Loves cats and dogs. Has a cat whos name is "The Assassin"

Steelers fan ( WTF)

Is learning some things about taxes based on income.

Is loved by Baby Rodred who also likes guns and hates Hillary and taxes but loves animals.

Makes me samiches and does laundry.

~
"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

Last edited by: Rodred: Feb 10, 17 5:39

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 6:09

Post #2 of 21 (1537 views)

Loves cats and dogs.

She's a keeper.

Last edited by: Sanuk: Feb 10, 17 7:17

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 7:12

Post #3 of 21 (1480 views)

You didn't explicitly state she is a legal resident, so by the new Trump rules we must assume she's an illegal.

Sounds like life has dealt you a good hand, congrats!

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Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:44

Post #4 of 21 (1439 views)

But does she let you use her boob as a pillow?

Pink? Maybe. Maybe not. You decide.

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:47

Post #5 of 21 (1433 views)

Congratulations. Let's hope she keeps you sane.

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:47

Post #6 of 21 (1432 views)

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

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Re: News from the Rodred ranch [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:49

Post #7 of 21 (1429 views)

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

Who needs language? Rub your belly when you're hungry, hold up dirty underwear when it is time for her to do the laundry. Rub your crotch when you want sex - and keep on rubbing because that's all you're going to get after treating her like a maid. :)

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:50

Post #8 of 21 (1421 views)

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

What's funny was that was what I thought when I read the OP.

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:52

Post #9 of 21 (1418 views)

Steelers fan ( WTF)

I'm sorry.

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 8:58

Post #10 of 21 (1403 views)

Rodred wrote:

There's now a Mrs. Rodred.

She's a "feminist"

Hard worker

Likes guns.

Hates Trump.

Hates Hillary

Loves cats and dogs. Has a cat whos name is "The Assassin"

Steelers fan ( WTF)

Is learning some things about taxes based on income.

Is loved by Baby Rodred who also likes guns and hates Hillary and taxes but loves animals.

Makes me samiches and does laundry.

My god, she's nearly perfect, with the one glaring exception of poor taste in men.

The devil made me do it the first time, second time I done it on my own - W

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:01

Post #11 of 21 (1388 views)

I call BS. Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: News from the Rodred ranch [sphere] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:25

Post #12 of 21 (1370 views)

sphere wrote:

Rodred wrote:

There's now a Mrs. Rodred.

She's a "feminist"

Hard worker

Likes guns.

Hates Trump.

Hates Hillary

Loves cats and dogs. Has a cat whos name is "The Assassin"

Steelers fan ( WTF)

Is learning some things about taxes based on income.

Is loved by Baby Rodred who also likes guns and hates Hillary and taxes but loves animals.

Makes me samiches and does laundry.

My god, she's nearly perfect, with the one glaring exception of poor taste in men.

I said she hated Trump

~
"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [CaptainCanada] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:25

Post #13 of 21 (1370 views)

CaptainCanada wrote:

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

What's funny was that was what I thought when I read the OP.

I thought Asian, rather than Russian, for some reason.

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [japarker24] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:27

Post #14 of 21 (1364 views)

japarker24 wrote:

But does she let you use her boob as a pillow?

Why do you assume she only has one boob?

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [last tri in 83] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:27

Post #15 of 21 (1364 views)

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

Already checked of the Russian box. Interesting but not marrying material. The only language barrier may be Klingon or Parseltongue. She's a nerd.

~
"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [ThisIsIt] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:28

Post #16 of 21 (1360 views)

ThisIsIt wrote:

CaptainCanada wrote:

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

What's funny was that was what I thought when I read the OP.

I thought Asian, rather than Russian, for some reason.

Never had an Asian even though I lived there. I'm taken now or I would ask you to set me up

~
"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [windywave] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:29

Post #17 of 21 (1360 views)

windywave wrote:

japarker24 wrote:

But does she let you use her boob as a pillow?

Why do you assume she only has one boob?

Particularly strange since she has three.

~
"You lie!" The Prophet Joe Wilson

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:32

Post #18 of 21 (1354 views)

Rodred wrote:

ThisIsIt wrote:

CaptainCanada wrote:

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

What's funny was that was what I thought when I read the OP.

I thought Asian, rather than Russian, for some reason.

Never had an Asian even though I lived there. I'm taken now or I would ask you to set me up

Sorry I live in Maine, as lily white as it gets.

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:41

Post #19 of 21 (1336 views)

Rodred wrote:

windywave wrote:

japarker24 wrote:

But does she let you use her boob as a pillow?

Why do you assume she only has one boob?

Particularly strange since she has three.

Right ... two on her chest and one as a boyfriend!

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Proud member of the MSF (Maple Syrup Mafia)

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [Rodred] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:46

Post #20 of 21 (1328 views)

Rodred wrote:

ThisIsIt wrote:

CaptainCanada wrote:

last tri in 83 wrote:

How is the language barrier? Russian is a hard one, right?

What's funny was that was what I thought when I read the OP.

I thought Asian, rather than Russian, for some reason.

Never had an Asian even though I lived there. I'm taken now or I would ask you to set me up

Are you including the under aged boys?

Re: News from the Rodred ranch [triguy101] [ In reply to ]

Feb 10, 17 9:47

Post #21 of 21 (1325 views)

P.S. Congrats

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