Not satire. The part about the phalanx of gays was probably a little tongue in cheek. But yeah, people are serious about that.

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

It's hard to tell; the overall tone was tongue-in-cheek.

But I call BS on this:
"She can do more than 20 push-ups. She does the full push-ups, not the knee variation."

What is this, North Korea?

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

I like how she's "reliably" liberal (she's so reliable, yay!) as opposed to "staunch" conservative (those old curmudgeons!!!!).

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

I'll take staunch over reliable, thank you very much. Staunch implies strength and steadfastness. Reliable makes you sound like a subservient patsy.

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

I'm just waiting for the entire masse replacement of RBG Breyer and Kennedy and the meltdown that would create (and possible police state)

I'd like to know how long she can kneel on a broom handle. That seems like a very North Korean measure of fitness.

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"The right to party is a battle we have fought, but we'll surrender and go Amish... NOT!" -Wayne Campbell

Imagine the street masses, broken windows and cars on fire if both Ginsburg and Kennedy have to replaced in the next 4 years. Actually, it would be in the next 3 because you can guarantee the Dems would block and appointments in Trump's last year, if they have the votes.