Aww! You crazy, those little guys are cute. Besides squirrels don't crap. Have you ever seen squirrel pooh? Mice and rats are disgusting crap everywhere!

I don't trust them, they steal things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IANwb_qT1gg

We have a little bastard squirrel that likes to eat/sleep/hide in the trash can outside the front door of our office building. Little fuck stick scares the shit out of me every once in a while when I drop my morning trash on my way into the building, he comes jumping out with no warning. He will meet his end violently some day.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

Did you know there used to be squirrel migrations?

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king of the road says you move too slow
KING OF THE ROAD SAYS YOU MOVE TOO SLOW

Are you saying that you bring your trash to the work dumpster? ;)

In all semi-seriousness, we lost power a few months ago as a squirrel zapped itself at the nearby pole transformer. Lineman from the utility had to cross our property to get to it so I talked to him and he said it happens all the time.

No, I generally eat during my commute to work, so it's my napkin, banana peel, maybe disposable coffee cup, etc.

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The secret of a long life is you try not to shorten it.
-Nobody

I watched a squirrel short out a transformer once. It sizzled for the better part of a minute.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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