Every time a tourist sees a fucking dolphin around here it gets reported as a "confirmed shark sighting" and the Jr. Lifeguards cancel the swim portion of their workouts.

I've been in the water with all sorts of marine mammals on dozens of occasions only to come in and have some dope on the beach tell me I was surrounded by sharks.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Also, what count's as a shark attack?

If a shark comes up and bumps you then swims away because he's decided that you aren't his type of meal does that get reported as a shark "attack"?

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How does Danny Hart sit down with balls that big?

I've been attacked by Garibaldi.

Oh, and I've seen sharks a few times and never reported it.

Oh, oh, I've also not seen a shark but told a bunch of people that I did.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

Thanks, Obama.

I would venture to guess that most, if not all, false shark sightings are perpetrated by Obama voters.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb

If a shark bit you, regardless of where the bite was I'd put it down!

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"I think I've cracked the code. double letters are cheaters except for perfect squares (a, d, i, p and y). So Leddy isn't a cheater... "

Sharks aren't trainable. Sharks aren't in the control of man.

A shark bites. That what it does.

A shark is a shark.

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Civilize the mind, but make savage the body.

- Chinese proverb