Nah,

The magazine lacks:

1) Titties
2) Monster Trucks
3) Low Rider Hot Rods
4) Dick & Fart Jokes

It will fail to become financially viable and will not last more than 24 issues at best.

Don't worry mon ami, manhood is alive and well.

Brett

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"Du or Du not-there is no Tri" - Yoda

I have noticed that men are more then ready to admit they can't do things. There was a dude at work bragging that he had a AAA card because he didn't even know how to change a tire. When I was behaving like a half man in my marriage none of the men in my life said "he stop being a bitch" because even the most "manly" of them was a snivling duchebag when it cane to their realationships with women.

I just don't see any men anymore. Dudes like my grandfathers who did shit. Fought wars, built thier own houses even though they had to teach themselves how, paid their debts and went with out to avoid debts. Those kinda guys are dinosaurs.

In this metrosxual society it seems we are all being pussified. It's hard to explain but the women have won and I don't think they are happy about it at all but they are women so wil never admit they where wrong about how they want us to be.

It's a mystery wrapped in a enigma dipped in mens skin care products.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Quit your bitching. :)

Ya see! it has even effected me, the most manly of men.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

No, it's effected me too. I was gonna call you a pussy, but I thought that would be too mean. I think they've been putting estrogen in the water supply for years.

"I think they've been putting estrogen in the water supply for years."

You are right. Just look at how many dudes complain about bike colors.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Does this bike make look fat?

Look at our male movie stars. I mean we used to have John Wayne and Frank Sinatra. These where not pretty boys but they had those intangables that made the women swoon and then men want to be them. Now all we got are pretty boys. Brad Pitt and George Clooney seem to worry about there highlights then telling the kittens it's time to take a nap.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Its not because your seat is too high its because your ass is too low.

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Jim

<<It's hard to explain but the women have won and I don't think they are happy about it at all but they are women so wil never admit they where wrong about how they want us to be.
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Women are only happy when they are wanting. They can never be fullfilled. Don't worry about it. Just buy yourself an arc welder and keep it in the middle of the livingroom. Have your guy buddies over and talk about wire feed rates and max amperages.

Q: How does a real man please a woman?

A: A real man doesn't worry about it.

Brett

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"Du or Du not-there is no Tri" - Yoda

That's it -- Time for you to drink beer and watch Monday Night Football.

Until then - go to the Hottie thread

Here -- this picture might help get your testosterone flowing.

tibbs -- glad your back. your grasp on modern pop culture is without peer. kind of like st's own private malcolm gladwell. but better dressed.

rock on, dude (or, dudette ... if that penis vagina swap worked out)

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"In case of flood climb to safety"

I like the chick on the far left who is late with her kick. My kinda woman.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Malcolm is great purely because he can pull off a white man fro. Very few can. Let's hope he doesn't try white man dreds. White dreds never work and thos who have them should be shot on sigt.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Where do I need to go to trade in my penis for a vagina.

You want a vagina? You want a vagina? You can't handle a vagina!

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Awww, Katy's not all THAT evil. Only slightly evil. In a good way. - JasoninHalifax

Please don't forget Lee Marvin, Clint Eastwood, James Dean, Sidney Poitier, Brando...in addition to John Wayne and Frank Sinatra.

- kd

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Sidney Poitier is a whole other game. He is a god.

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

I would have responded sooner but I needed to wait for my pedicure to dry.

Shut up or I'll hit you with my man bag.