Her and Bo Derek.

beavis - hey butthead, what's a re-pub-lican?

butthead - they're like these guys or something, uhh, they like make a lot of money and stuff.

beavis - cool! I want to make a lot of money. Maybe I should be come a re-pub-lican.

butthead - yeah, but you have to give up scoring. re-pub-licans have lots of money but never get to score.

beavis - Aaah! that sucks! never mind then.

Beavis and Butthead dont get laid, they "score".

Butthead: I gave her some nacho's so she'd put out

Chuck Woolery: Did it work?

Butthead: Yeah, I scored Chuck, huh huh

---

_______________________________________________

better?

I keep trying to talk the gf into buying me the dvds, but she won't do it.

Much better.

I once went to Beavis and Butthead Do America at the Brew and View for a first date... we went out about 2 years afterwards, and uh uh, I scored.

---

_______________________________________________