Hey Larry California! The gun went off three minutes ago!

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customerjon @gmail.com is where information happens.

Are you in now?I didn't hear a click!

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"How bad can it be?" - SimpleS

While rare, you should consult your doctor if erection last longer than four hours....

Wooops...........extra...........seatpost.........ah.....nevermind.

They kicked me out of the priesthood but love me in track cycling!

At least give me the courtesy of a reach-around!

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Live long and surf!

attempting to save every possible ounce she removed her seat and post, unfortunately it meant having someone hold her up before the start of every race. Thankfully there were always lots of dirty old men around to volunteer.

"Why did the race official cross the road....?"

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Slowguy

(insert pithy phrase here...)

The least you could do is look like you're enjoying it.

"What, you don't believe me? Of course this will make you faster! Just scoot back a little more...."

-Robert

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"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~Anne Frank

Fortunately I've worn my white pants....

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When I said I needed my bottom bracket lubricated, I meant the bike.

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Mr Ed
Triathlete with one horsepower

Is it possible to have a 12-way tie for first place?

Good stuff guys.

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Each evening offers judgement. --

Oops, sorry, I thought you were spongebob squarepants.