It's not because he's black, it's not because he's trying to bring hope and change to America, it's not because he's trying to fix our broken health care system, it's not because he's pulling our troops out of a quagmire in Iraq, it's not because the world loves him, it's not because he inherited a huge deficit and economic mess. The real reason conservatives hate Obama is:
1. Because he can pronounce words correctly.
2. He doesn't take 30% of his time as vacation. No, really. You know, the "busy schedule" that had room for 879 days down on the ranch - which, if you're into arithmetic, works out to around 30 percent of eight years. Maybe Bush's legacy will be "the 70 percent solution."
3. Because his cabinet meetings with energy companies are public. Who can forget Cheney's challanges to the Constitution.
4. Because he doesn't want to spy on regular citizens. He will keep some of the Patriot Act, but a lot will be gone when it's up for passage again.
5. Because he's actually trying to capture Osama. Bush didn't even try because capturing him would have lost support for his little advetures into the Middle East.
6. Because he's warmed up to the Islamic world, and toughened on Israel. We've been the dog that tail has been wagging.
7. Because he doesn't out CIA operatives for political purposes.
8. Because he doesn't go to war without an administrative plan and an exit strategy.
9. Because his wife didn't kill someone in a car accident (like Mrs. Bush).
10. Because he doesn't have the likes of Rumsfeld, Rove, Scooter, the Contract with America, and all the other liars and lies hanging with him.
11. Because he knows where countries are located, and he doesn't massage the backs of female prime ministers, and he actually calls people by the proper names.
12. Because his daddy didn't give him his job, and get him out of serving in Vietnam.
13. Because he actually worked his way to where he is now (aka the anyone can be president dream), has a real family, and is a real man.
14. Because the electorate kissed the conservatives out on their arses for the poor job they did over 8 years. You got fired!
15. Because he doesn't give congress, the UN, and the world bogus information on which to make decisions.
I know, you conservatives miss the good old days, but I hate to tell you this - they never existed.
Bush Lied! People Died!
1. Because he can pronounce words correctly.
2. He doesn't take 30% of his time as vacation. No, really. You know, the "busy schedule" that had room for 879 days down on the ranch - which, if you're into arithmetic, works out to around 30 percent of eight years. Maybe Bush's legacy will be "the 70 percent solution."
3. Because his cabinet meetings with energy companies are public. Who can forget Cheney's challanges to the Constitution.
4. Because he doesn't want to spy on regular citizens. He will keep some of the Patriot Act, but a lot will be gone when it's up for passage again.
5. Because he's actually trying to capture Osama. Bush didn't even try because capturing him would have lost support for his little advetures into the Middle East.
6. Because he's warmed up to the Islamic world, and toughened on Israel. We've been the dog that tail has been wagging.
7. Because he doesn't out CIA operatives for political purposes.
8. Because he doesn't go to war without an administrative plan and an exit strategy.
9. Because his wife didn't kill someone in a car accident (like Mrs. Bush).
10. Because he doesn't have the likes of Rumsfeld, Rove, Scooter, the Contract with America, and all the other liars and lies hanging with him.
11. Because he knows where countries are located, and he doesn't massage the backs of female prime ministers, and he actually calls people by the proper names.
12. Because his daddy didn't give him his job, and get him out of serving in Vietnam.
13. Because he actually worked his way to where he is now (aka the anyone can be president dream), has a real family, and is a real man.
14. Because the electorate kissed the conservatives out on their arses for the poor job they did over 8 years. You got fired!
15. Because he doesn't give congress, the UN, and the world bogus information on which to make decisions.
I know, you conservatives miss the good old days, but I hate to tell you this - they never existed.
Bush Lied! People Died!
