1) I can wiggle my left ear, but not my right one.

2) I can lift only my left eyebrow, but not the right one.

3) I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

4) Most of my joints crack on command.

5) I'm extremely sensitive to caffeine.

but...

Neither of my cats will eat a whole wheat fig bar from my hand. I just tried. It's a shame because I've got an entire box of them and am not a big fan of figs.