This is fun!!!
Jeff
- I hate the way old people count their money- "The total is 48 dollars?...Here's oooone, twoooo, threeee, foooour...hold on, what was the total again?"
- I want to kill people that drive in the left lane when they aren't passing
- I could eat Chipotle as my only source of calories for the rest of my life
- I love my 8 month old to death, but given a chance to play with her or go ride with my friends, I would ride every time.
- I've never done cocaine because I know I wouldn't have the self control to do it only recreationally
- I miss getting drunk every couple of days
- I only sort of miss my Dad...but I really miss my Uncle (both are dead)
- Someday I will live the song Margaritaville-most days I want to live it right now
- I look at fat people and think they are weak and have no self control
Jeff