Yup, I'm picking a fight with Canada

The Coffee Shop
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Screw this “keep the illegals” out stuff, I want you Canadians to get your stinking fake coins out of my country!!!

I had $1.25 in loose change all set for a special treat Diet Coke (can someone pass along that flat diet coke recipe? thanks) and then one of your stinking bastard 5 cent pieces had snuck into my country and polluted the coinage system.

First off, the Queen is facing the wrong direction. People on coins are to face to the left, everyone knows this (first you screw up the English language, then you drive on the wrong side of the road, and now this?).

Second, everyone knows the 5 cent piece is supposed to be BIGGER than the 10 cent piece, that’s how it works! (I have no clue how big, or if there is even a, Canadian 10 cent piece)

So it’s come to this, until you people get your fake looney coins out of my country, I refuse to drink your moonshine-esque (ah, now you have me using French like terms, you trick Canucks!) beer.

So there it is! Molson, you are going DOWN!

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It’ll be just like Iraq- we’ll clobber them in a month but the ensuing civil war will drag on for decades.

You know, Quebec vs. the Molson Clan.

3

I don’t know that you want to be picking a fight with Canada. We won the last war between our respective countries.

Probably because we had better beer, and hockey, so our troops had higher morale.

4

At least we don’t have dead people on our coins.

5

she’s not gonna live forever.

6

We’re probably already minting the King William coins.

7

What about Camilla?

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What about Camilla?

You don’t put horses on coins
.

9

What about Camilla?

I don’t think she gets a coin. Maybe a stable?

(Sorry that was mean. I’m sure she has a lovely personality)

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You don’t put horses on coins

Now, that was COMPLETELY uncalled for.

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You’re just cross because I beat you to it :slight_smile:

I’m not sure how they’ll get Charles’ giant hooter on a coin if he ever gets the chance to be King and can face the time away from his gay little duchy…

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Watch it buddy, we’re bigger AND we’re on top :wink:

Google Rick Mercer for the rest of the punch line.

Cheers

Peter
I AM CANADIAN

13

Sorry to hear about nickel invasion.

Here’s my beef. Why is it that when you get more than a few miles from the US/Canada boarder, when you try and exchange some Canadian cash for US cash they look at you like you are from Mars or that I am trying to exchange Tanzanian Shillings!! Meanwhile in Canada, banks anywhere are happy to do the exchange for you and shops will even take the US dollars and give you the exchange rate on the purchase. Now, these days with ATM’s almost everywhere this is not such an issue any more, but it still goes on.

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You’re just cross…

Do you guys still use “cross” in a sentence. For real? I mean you, not your great grandmother.

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You bounder! We are no longer pals.

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I think the issue with King Charles may not be with the size of his shnoz so much as the size of those ears. They’ll need to get new, super heavy duty presses to put enough relief in the face of the coin to get the ears in their proper proportion.

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But then they’d rip your trouser pockets to shreds
.

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True.

Better not make Charles a King then. For public safety reasons, of course.

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Better not make Charles a King then. For public safety reasons, of course.

That, and the fact that he’s a miserable git who would prefer living in a time before the industrial revolution and is esconsed in a marriage that brings to mind a whole new meaning to the phrase “horse riding”…

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Now you’ve done it. I’ve spewed coffee all over my keyboard with the mention of “horse riding”

Awww maaaan. Now I’ve got a visual. It ain’t pretty, trust me.