I don’t care about Donny Two-Scoops and whatever porn star he was giving hush money to, quite frankly, because he’s Donny Two-Scoops. We’re surprised by anything he’s done or does?
But what I found amusing was the porn star payee’s name. “Stormy Daniels.” Good porn name. Not quite up there with Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jamison or John Holmes or Dick Rambone or the other instantly memorable names. It reminds me more of a soap opera actress’s stage name, but it’s a good one nonetheless.
So what’s your porn name? Use these male and female charts to find out. Just take the initial of your first name and combine it with your month of birth and BAM! You’re all set for a fulfilling (or filling, at least) career in the San Fernando Valley!
Today I think a better name for me would be “Pound Sandâ€.
Oooh, you said “pound†snigger snigger
I’m in the middle of buying a house and selling another. A different porn name for me today that I would suggest is “Not Gonna Happen”. “You want me to do WHAT? Not gonna happen”.
Remember the good old days with Reagan, Carter, Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Obama when personal character meant something for the President of the U.S.?
At least there is one Democrat (Clinton) and one Republican (Trump) where personal character has no relevance so neither side can point fingers but lost in all this is the realization that the office no longer has the prestige it once did.
