Hello, I’m Hairy Whopper.
And this is my lovely wife, Mistress Howler.
Pleased to meat you!
Hello, I’m Hairy Whopper.
And this is my lovely wife, Mistress Howler.
Pleased to meat you!
Well, duh. Getting hit with a hairy whopper will turn anyone into a howler… monkey? 
Hello, I’m Hairy Whopper.
And this is my lovely wife, Mistress Howler.
Pleased to meat you!
Well, duh. Getting hit with a hairy whopper will turn anyone into a howler… monkey?
Ahem. If there’s anyone in the family who’s a monkey, it would be me, certainly not the missus.
I note you haven’t shared your screen name yet (or did I miss it?).
This guy has won without even having to play.
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No one will ever beat Dick Trickle. Once and always the king.
No one will ever beat Dick Trickle. Once and always the king.
Eh, somehow that name always makes me think of venereal disease.
And VD is nothing to clap about. ;^>
Hello, I’m Hairy Whopper.
And this is my lovely wife, Mistress Howler.
Pleased to meat you!
Well, duh. Getting hit with a hairy whopper will turn anyone into a howler… monkey?
Ahem. If there’s anyone in the family who’s a monkey, it would be me, certainly not the missus.
I note you haven’t shared your screen name yet (or did I miss it?).
Muscly Thruster!
Eh, that sounds about right.
What??? It assigned me the name of Rubber Member.
There are pills for that
Yours Truly,
Mahagony Grunter
You have been duped by a stupid FB meme.
To get your porn name, the proper way is to use your first pet’s name as your first name, street you grew up on as last name.
Get with the program!
Signed,
Sport Stoneboat.
I’m not sure either technique works well for me.
Sincerely,
Shakin’ Giblets, aka Piglet Elder
I’d alwaysheard porn names were your first pets name and street where you grew up. I’d be:
Midnight Fairview
According to your chart I’d be:
Husky Wonderland
Who’d you rather? Midnight Fairview or Husky Wonderland?
Baron Fairhaven’s the name.
You have been duped by a stupid FB meme.
To get your porn name, the proper way is to use your first pet’s name as your first name, street you grew up on as last name.
Get with the program!
Signed,
Sport Stoneboat.Brownie Tar Fork 🤔