What NOT to eat before running

I went for a 50 minute run at lunch today in Connecticut and just about had to throw away ANOTHER pair of shorts (I lost 3 this winter). Here is my list so far of what not to eat within 1 hour of running:

  1. An entire bag of red seedless grapes
  2. An entire Big bag of peanut M&M’s
  3. Swedish Meatballs (especially at Ikea)
  4. Chicken Caesar Salad
  5. A large Nestle Quick Chocolate Milk
  6. Pineapple chunks
  7. 2 or more Apples with the skins
  8. Peanut Butter Fiber One bars

Anything I’m missing as I hate to experiment with anymore problems. I have strategically located the construction sites around my running route that have port-o-johns, but I rather try not to break a good stride in an effort to sprint to a safe harbor.

weak stomach! i guess you werent a swimmer growing up, me and my friends used to eat the most fatty health unconscious garbage before swim work outs b/c we couldnt put on the calories (coincided with puberty) and wouldnt throw up.

i now have an iron gut :). your stomach can be trained.

I’d throw beef jerky on that list - maybe all jerkys in general.

Oatmeal and coffee. Actually it’s great to eat before running, provided you give the appropriate amount of time to clean the pipes.

Put four hot dogs with the works on that list…

Spicy mexican food.
BBQ.

-Jot

Yeah, stomach isn’t the issue. I need to cross-train my sphincter, it won’t stay shut long enough to make it to the loo.

I’ve only ever thrown once while excercising, and that was during a rough day on the water. I was taking in too much salt water and had to mini-puke to the side instead of catching a breath. I didn’t stop though, kept an even swim stroke while yakking.

20 buffalo wings.

1 pint of rickards red.

Bowl of linguini with very spicy light red sauce and whole clams. My ass absolutely exploded about 45 minutes into the run.

Second that…coffee is a must for any sort of long run to clean the pipes out. About an hour & a half should make it work thru the system & not leave you pukey from all the acid. Any dairy products seem to not work well. Toast with a little Smart Balance & Infinit works great.

I went for a 50 minute run at lunch today in Connecticut and just about had to throw away ANOTHER pair of shorts (I lost 3 this winter). Here is my list so far of what not to eat within 1 hour of running:

  1. An entire bag of red seedless grapes
  2. An entire Big bag of peanut M&M’s
  3. Swedish Meatballs (especially at Ikea)
  4. Chicken Caesar Salad
  5. A large Nestle Quick Chocolate Milk
  6. Pineapple chunks
  7. 2 or more Apples with the skins
  8. Peanut Butter Fiber One bars

Anything I’m missing as I hate to experiment with anymore problems. I have strategically located the construction sites around my running route that have port-o-johns, but I rather try not to break a good stride in an effort to sprint to a safe harbor.

I’m hoping that this is a list of things you’ve figured out over 8 separate runs, and that you didn’t eat ALL of this before 1 50 minute run today…?

Well, 3 of those at one time.

I would say the swedish meatballs at the Ikea store was probably the worst thing ever. I lost an entire wardrobe that day. My long johns filled up like the skin of a sausage link. It was damn gross. And having to have my buddy go get me wipeys to clean up in the woods was cool either. I have no more humility left.

I had a large bowl of home made chili with lots of beans.
I used Dave’s Insanity sauce to warm it up a bit.

i suspect that will prove to be an unfortunate choice as I have a 90 min run planned in about an hour.

Although I am not really sure it matters anyway…something about running gives me gas and makes me have to crap anyway.

:slight_smile:

If you want to extend the window to 24 hours, chipotle and basically any chinese food.

I went for a 50 minute run at lunch today in Connecticut and just about had to throw away ANOTHER pair of shorts (I lost 3 this winter). Here is my list so far of what not to eat within 1 hour of running:

  1. An entire bag of red seedless grapes
  2. An entire Big bag of peanut M&M’s
  3. Swedish Meatballs (especially at Ikea)
  4. Chicken Caesar Salad
  5. A large Nestle Quick Chocolate Milk
  6. Pineapple chunks
  7. 2 or more Apples with the skins
  8. Peanut Butter Fiber One bars

Anything I’m missing as I hate to experiment with anymore problems. I have strategically located the construction sites around my running route that have port-o-johns, but I rather try not to break a good stride in an effort to sprint to a safe harbor.

Not to state the obvious. . . but considering all of the stomach issues on this thread, what about eating said foods after a run? Fueling is certainly necessary for a 90+ min. run (in which case, eat 90 min. to 2 hrs. ahead of time), but otherwise not necessary.

And x2 for the coffee / system cleansing comment. . .

20 buffalo wings.

1 pint of rickards red.

I only wish I could get Rickards Red here in NC, YUM-O.

taco bell nachos belgrande, with 8 packets of fire sauce.

perhaps eat two hours before running? or consume only fluids beforehand? or wait until after your morning crap to run?

Anything off the Hooters menu.

I’m with you seasonschange. I can eat just about anything prior to a workout these days.

Or a Grande Meal with fire sauce
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