ST all-time best/funniest threads?

I am currently on sick leave, (retinal detachment, not painful at all but serious enough to keep me at home, unable to do much, no work and no training allowed at all for some weeks, I have navigated through the first hard, key weeks and now I can have some screen time…) truth is I have too much time to burn and very little to do, so I have been having fun reading the “dirty secrets” thread that resurfaced these days. This makes me think there must be other hidden gems buried in here… so, for entertainment purposes only, I ask you:

What is the best/funniest ST forum thread you remember? Links welcome :wink:

Not looking for aero education (god forgive me!) or any education for that matter, just funny threads to have a laugh and kill some time until I am allowed to start my preseason.

Proud to say that Captain Canada is a friend of mine…
Post your training week.: Triathlon Forum: Slowtwitch Forums
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“T3” - http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=4092051#p4092051

“Gorilla” - http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=4597045#p4597045

“Trucker Hat” - http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=5124120#p5124120

“Ashley Horner” - https://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=6671856#p6671856

Have fun!!!

Record10Carbon…and anything he got involved in. Chip had many tales that had all howling…

Where is he now???

if you need something that’ll burn a few hours, and that you can’t turn away from, i recommend dirty secrets which i think may be on the front page right now.

One Shot at Kona https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/?post=4643720
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I pissed my bike and I liked it https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/I_Pissed_my_Bike_and_I_Liked_It_P3467762
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https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/You_want_to_know_why_price_matters_when_purchasing_your_shorts%3F_P4022785/#p4022785

Just one example…

Cry like a biatch, gotta love that
https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Cry_like_a_little_biatch_here._P1566945/
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That is the one that triggerd my question, and was mentioned in my opening post :slight_smile: Anyway thansk a lot Dan, I just made a search for retinal detachment in ST and came up with experiences from several fellow athletes. ST is truly a woonderful resource!

Thanks everyone for the recommendations!! I have been around long enough to remember some of these, but surely got enough material to fill some hours in my screen-time-limited days!!

User name TRASH TALK was here and gone years ago but funny as hell thread while it lasted.

If there had been a Mike Rossi thread over here, I’m sure it would’ve been epic

But, you’ll have to go over to LetsRun.com for that one
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Proud to say that Captain Canada is a friend of mine…
Post your training week.: Triathlon Forum: Slowtwitch Forums
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This is #1
Ashley Horner#2 but it’s close

the Jonnyo story, because he is a legend!

Speaking of Jonnyo, he shared some wisdom from Desert Dude, regarding Race Weight

https://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ing_shape!_P1192024/
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The ‘Desert Dude Diet’ is, in my mind, one of the ST classics!

You missed one:

https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Re%3A_Thinking_about_a_fern_for_my_workout_space_[Bro_Dull]_P1882336/?search_string=ficus#p1882336

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I guess any of the 100/100 “Airing of Grievances” threads could be entertaining
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wow this one is hilarious!

“T3” - http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=4092051#p4092051

“Gorilla” - http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=4597045#p4597045

“Trucker Hat” - http://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=5124120#p5124120

“Ashley Horner” - https://forum.slowtwitch.com/...ost=6671856#p6671856

Have fun!!!

When I saw the title I knew you would mention this one. The Delaware Street Nap.

CAPT Canada training plan is my favorite

The all-timer that got me to register for the forum: Poop Running Down Leg Guy. https://forum.slowtwitch.com/forum/Slowtwitch_Forums_C1/Triathlon_Forum_F1/Poop_running_down_leg_guy_P2524676/?search_string=poop%20running%20down%20legs#p2524676