If I had any style, I wouldn’t need the punch! 
ouch - dopey gets spanked by Football Mom - we should all be so lucky …
oh, wait, here comes kittycat in her favourite outfit, and she’s got her paddles … (Tibbs has had to leave the room)
mp
At what point does Becca come in and see Ironclm measuring her man Bjorn??
Individually, we are just dopey and monk. But when we combine forces, we become :
a) donk
b) mopey
c) donkey
Is Tom at this party?
Yes, he’s over in the corner, looking dashing in a tux, watching re-runs of Titanic while fondling a lethal looking pistol.
Can’t forget Monty…
He’s in some backroom offering samples of about 149 different tequilas.
“I’ll try that Reposado over there!”
Come on folks, party is just warming up here…sure beats the crap out of discussing other issues round and round in circles.
Wait - is that a new party game…
I gotta go home. I’m tay foo ducking frunk and I don’t want any of you freaks taking advantage of me.
Don’t touch me!
Uh… uh… R-R-R-R-R-A-A-A-A-L-L-L-F-F-F-F
Ohhhh I’m so sorry about that. Did I eat that many stuffed mushrooms?
ya know…this is not the first party which has ever been held where my name has not been mentioned…I guess I get to do clean up duty and be the DD when it’s all said and done. Guess there are worse things to be known for. Party on Wayne…party on Garth…
“this is not the first party which has ever been held where my name has not been mentioned…”
you’re invited. maylene actually WILL be here visiting this xmas, and if she brings her coconut outfit i WILL take a picture and post it. as for the rest of you, this is of course just a fantasy party. but, perhaps we can turn it into reality at the fixapalooza.
Andro–Thanks, my brother–this is my first real Cuban Cigar. Hey look at me, I’m dancin’
. maylene actually WILL be here visiting this xmas, and if she brings her coconut outfit i WILL take a picture and post it.
Dan, if you follow through on this, I swear, I will be your south seas agent for ever, for free. Just name it buddy, and I will serve. Just one itty bitty picture…
Now, back to the party…where the hell is Demerley? Last I saw he was in an argument with some little dude from Snow White.
excuse me I have to throw halfspeed out he can’t hold his booze.
Dude you don’t have to go home but you can’t ralph here!
Jim, can you keep an eye on things while I bust a move till tomorrow?
I’m sure the bacchanalia will continue for at least another 24 hours…
(hey monk, put her down!!!)
"Frank Day and Gary Tingley have a beer bong contest to settle once and for all whether PCs or Rotor Cranks are better. Frank then has drink offs with all the PC naysayers. Mayhem ensues. "
Frank and I have an understanding, neither product is “better”, they are both very different, both serve an important purpose, depending on an athlete’s goals.
Monty made me eat the worm.
You know, I think if I have one of those big Cuban cigars, I’ll be okay.
Hey look, where did Tibbs get a Fru-Fru drink? You know, a coconut shell with a big wedge of pineapple and an umbrella. Gawd, its got blue smoke flowing out of it!
The night rocks on…
StillRecord10Ti is in the master bedroom trying to convince KestrelKerri, Turtle, Maylene and Becca that his peek-a-boo tights are the latest fashion for cycling.
Aus_tri was last seen heading out to the hot tub, mumbling something about taking down Jan Sibberson in a breath holding contest.
Kiwipat now has organized a rugby match in the snow between the Americans and the rest of the uncivilized world. He insists on shirts vs. skins.
Good ol’ Jim is still guarding the door, making sure no one drives intoxicated, He now is sporting his black belt over the leiderhosen but still wearing that cool hat. I’m making sure he is getting lots of cookies and Kona coffee to keep alert.
Nipsy has gone to work to get ice.
I bring a crate of Guinness, drink it all myself, and then leave when nobody will argue with me.
Hey look, where did Tibbs get a Fru-Fru drink? You know, a coconut shell with a big wedge of pineapple and an umbrella. Gawd, its got blue smoke flowing out of it!
I think that Tibbsy has sold his soul, as the only coconut shell I’ve seen was attached to Maylene’s outfit. If that’s the case, I think he got a pretty good deal on it.
The big question now is, which room is Maylene hiding in???
Pass me another Margarita would you!
J.