And I’m coming, too! But I’m not bringing anything of value and am mostly just lurking about catching bits of conversation here and there.
It has now escalated into a sausage convention of wanna be single guys, ha.
I think you forgot a very special someone. But don’t worry, I’ll bring her.
women for hire dont count!!!
ummmm…how can I put this. I have found, in the distant past of course, that such ladies are amongst the most numerically savvy on the planet.
If anybody cares, I’ll be out front trying to sell some fine ASICS products. Hey, I have free keychains…
-Shawn, ASICS America
Tom Ziebart just arrived and mixing cocktails out of Gatorade, tequila and cranberry juice. There’s Red Bull mixers but only the Germans are touching those.
Slowman just got his face slapped when he asked Monk’s hot girlfriend if he could slide down her chimney.
While the rest of the forum indulges in a heated debate about commercial niceties, pat and his merry pranksters continue to abuse the boundaries of good taste…
**You forgot Big Kahuna, slowguy, ajfranke, vitus979, Cousin Elwood, casey, TTTorso, klehner and myself are all in the back room arguing about politics. **
No, I left early with Mrs. Vitus after plying her with cup after cup of the punch.
Frank Day and Gary Tingley have a beer bong contest to settle once and for all whether PCs or Rotor Cranks are better. Frank then has drink offs with all the PC naysayers. Mayhem ensues.
Power cranks - I totally forgot the power crank crew!
Wait - here comes Hid with a whole bunch of second hand beer and pretzels…
I’ll be at the back trying to convince people that they should train less and party more this year …
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Freestyle shoots his eye out with his new BB Gun.
Tom D. also will be slinking about with a bag of retro lingerie begging any women (as well as busty men) to don a set and put on his Kate Winslet mask.
Hey somebody bring the bouncer a beer, and shut the door my legs are cold.
He will be wearing the same tuxedo as Sean Connery in Dr. No.
Frank Day rolls in with his blue leisure suit with stunning gold powercrank chain around his neck, while francios is gleefully singing us tunes from the Wizard of Oz soundtrack. All the while Gerard and Slowman are in the corner flashing rediculous amounts of bling and are surrounded by all the hot women of ST.
All the while HRH bunnyman is sitting on the couch with some sort of wicked grin while browsing the latest edition of Penthouse Forum while Klep and Freestyle peek over his shoulder hoping for some pointers on their next date.
Jim serves up his world famous Zender’s chicken dinner and Tom D is running around like a madman measuring everyone and making sure all are well informed of the newest Hed S bends and how they could be properly fit for nearly any rider.
Kahuna makes a grand entrance on his newest 747 with Monk in tow, both wielding huge smiles as they see Tibbs rolling in on his new P3 a shiny 2003 model decked out with 105 components.
The party livens up when sperera shows up with his wife and the infamous sister both clad in naughty maid outfits. smartasscouch nearly passes out at this sight but luckily sergio is there to catch him.
Turtles shows up already wasted with some friends from college and quickly challenges the group to a game of 3 man.
Quickly Joe Wiley realizes this is something he has never witnessed before and snaps a momorable photo for all future generations of ST to enjoy.
Thanks, Tibbs! At least someone let me in!
I’m determined to get a picture of Monk and Dopey, embracing, tears running down their cheeks, snot all over the place, after they had a few beers together and found out they were long lost brothers.
No, I left early with Mrs. Vitus after plying her with cup after cup of the punch.
I like your style 