Ok, this is a bit out of left field, but I had my first slowtwitch dream the other night, after my latest race. In that dream we held a slowtwitch xmas party. All the gang was there and it was a trip, I can tell you, until the SWAT team led by Colin Farrell came to shut us down…
Anyhow, if we held this (and one year we should), what do you think would happen - how would it play out…give us your versions. Pictures optional but welcome.
I’d like to see Maylene wear the coconut outfit!
Hey, I’d even settle for Tibbs wearing the coconut outfit.
hey, how about Tibbs gets the top half and Maylene gets the bottom half?
Wait…or should it be the other way around?
Excellent Pat–This should get the love back. I had already canceled my Hat Order.
Set the scene–
OK–Sperera is doing Peaceful Tribe Tattoos in the kitchen.
There is a hottub in the backyard, next to the pool. Marcie is in the hottub.
Everyone is taking turns helping Tom’s crew assemble bikes for kids. But these are bikes that we didn’t buy–so much the sweeter!
DO NOT let Tibbs near the stereo, or we will be listening to some weird stuff like Dead Fetuses.
dopey is outside with his nose pressed against the glass, looking sad–everybody lets him.
Like some kind of simultaneous tri-geek love in?
Sounds appalling.
Count me in.
dont worry im going home with turtles…
dont worry im going home with turtles…
…and crustaceans?
yes the sheets will be crusty come morning time.
crusty with vomit. i cant handle alcohol anymore.
Freestyle goes home with Turtles
Tibbs goes home with Kittycat
Monk goes home with Demerly
Tai goes home with any female he wants…
Freestyle goes home with Turtles
Tibbs goes home with Kittycat
Monk goes home with Demerly
Tai goes home with any female he wants…
SWEET - I call dibs on his (current) girl!
So far its a sausage party, wheres the women at???
theyve gone home with me.
dopey is outside with his nose pressed against the glass, looking sad–everybody lets him. No…Tom double dog dared him and his tongue is stuck to the flagpost and no one is missing him.
Hmmm…I have a feeling my left half, Gyno, will be going home with my right half, Andro, and they’ll both be liquored up and gettin’ groovy with each other and then figure out that I’ve been watching them the whole time and that’ll be awkward.
Okay…how about Kittycat and Turtle are dancing with the pole, instead?
Nah…I don’t want to frighten the children so I’m busy in the kitchen baking cookies for all the guests.
Others at the party are Slowman Dan dressed in the Santa suit handing out Campy parts, USAT memberships, wetsuits and Ironman slots.
Francois is helping Slowman, dressing in an elf costume. He did bring a few cases of killer French champagne.
Ironmclm and Androgynotopia are running around with their cameras capturing the moment, or at least some good blackmail pics.
Jim is the doorman/bouncer in his leiderhosen.
Tom D is lurking beneath the mistletoe, has gotten his face slapped a few times already.
Vidaeboa is manning the keg with Young Ironman Kevin out on the back porch.
You forgot Big Kahuna, slowguy, ajfranke, vitus979, Cousin Elwood, casey, TTTorso, klehner and myself are all in the back room arguing about politics.
cerveloguy would be there, but he had one too many “health promoting” glasses of wine, and is now asleep on the couch.
I am very disappointed in you two. This is Christmas and I for one will not stand for that.
Hey! I said everyone invites him in?
sure about that? 
Ironguide is in one of those inflatable sumo suits challenging all and sundry to a wrestle off, Tom is sitting alone playing with his Walter PPK while Fulla flicks through Girl Guide annuals and Francois is regaling the rest of us with tales of his latest 6/2 hr brick. Bjorn and Jonas are surrounded by most of the straight women in San Francisco while they sort out who has the biggest thighs…Ironclm is wielding the tape measure with a strange look in her eyes. And Bjorn wins the contest because he just rode Las Vegas to San Fran averaging a touch under 40kph (he had to stop to pee).
And that is just in the first hour…