I’m curious what’s behind some of these screen names out there?
Off the top of my head, some of my faves are
BottomFeeder
Burt’sH20Bottle
That Guy
Last Tri in 83
“What’s behind those screen names out there?”
An incredibly good looking face with a tanned muscular body, a witty personality with a flair of bad boy attitude.
damn! and you need a pick up line???
anyway, kittycat. I don’t know. Guess because I am one.
meow.
Blisters on my butt
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My favorite screen name:
SinkCrashBonk
I laughed for about 5 minutes the first time I saw that name.
I’ll never tell!!!
Personally I like the name dougstern. Short, to the point… I like that.
Other good ones…hmmmmmmmm…gotta love Tom Demerly. obscure, but good. What does that mean anyway? “I’m American honey, our names dont mean shit.”
What about names we DONT like. If you know me at all, and I sure hope for your sake that you dont, anything with the word “tri” in it must go!
Name says it all.
My last triathlon was in 1983. Wildflower will be my first triathlon since the Reagan administration. Been whipping my 46 yr old body into shape again. My wife and another friend are doing it with me. If I can lick a nagging calf injury that is really bothering my running, I’d like to keep on and maybe do a half IM next year. Having a blast!
HAAAA LMAO. Isn’t that the truth!?
She is yellow, has four legs and keeps my feet warm as I type this. My first ever puppy of my own (at 32 years old). Devoted Lab to the core and dumb as nails too. Her brother Aiko came along 2 years later.
Peace, Karma
I don’t want to talk about it 
Dirt
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I am english, I like baked goods…
A guy at my place of employment always says…“Don’t be that guy”
Well - I am That Guy
You don’t have to like me - but I’ll always just be here!!!
Back on R.S.T years ago, all the good “tri-???” names were already taken. To show my addiction to triathlon (still going strong after 13 years) and my generally fun loving nature and self depricating humour, “dork” seemed like a good follow-on. It stuck and now many people know me only as “tridork”.
I still love triatlon and I’m certainly still a dork. Too bad that I found out that a dork is actually the technical name for a WHALES PENIS! I certainly do not have a whale of a penis but many people think I’m that much of a DICK. 
I still love triatlon and I’m certainly still a dork. Too bad that I found out that a dork is actually the technical name for a WHALES PENIS! I certainly do not have a whale of a penis but many people think I’m that much of a DICK.
You sir, owe me a can of keyboard cleaner and kleenex. haaaaaaaa
Glad to lighten up your day.
It wasn’t so funny when I first saw a whales dick on a stainless steel lab table. Six feet long, flacid and not at all what I thought a dork was. Damn.
No MAS!!! My face hurts…
One that always stuck with me was from another message board. ScabbyHelmet. I thought it had to do with the helmet on someone’s head. The person who owned that handle said it was from chaffing caused on his weiner during one painfully cold run. TMK.
uuuuuhhhh…it’s my name
pretty outrageous, huh? : )
Mine’s not very ingenious, but my favorite is “SlowestTwitch”. He or she was around for a bit, but I haven’t seen a post lately.
Dawn
My mother is German and my father is Irish…