Damn I’m getting old.
you cannot simply stop there. you’ve only whetted our appetites.
This whets your appetite?
Ok, so I’ve found lately that no matter how good a wipe I get (and I use wet wipes), I still need to get a good wipe in about 15 minutes later. Same thing if I shower immediately after a shit.
Probably should have put this in the LR. But wrt cycling, it means I have to finish my dump a good 15 to 20 minutes before heading out on the ride, just so I can get that last wipe in.
are you talking about ex-pennsylvania senator? what HAVE you been doing in between workouts?
Look, I’m getting old. Santorum is old too. But unlike him, I care about hygiene. Thus, it’s an issue for me.
i have the opposite problem as you. with me, it’s the front end. but you know the old joke. is there any cure? depends.
I don’t that yet. Something to look forward to I guess.
I told my daughter the other day that I didn’t raise her to not change my diapers.
the proper nomenclataure is anal leakage
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you cannot simply stop there. you’ve only whetted our appetites.ass juice doesn’t do much for me personally…have seen a few videos of some crazy milk squirting stuff on the interwebs. Creepy
Alan, maybe you should consider a brazilian wax on the undercarriage/back door…if you are trying to throw a mudball through a bush it always gonna take while to get it straightened out. Good luck and thanks for keeping it light.
Damn I’m getting old.
Something told me not to read this thread. But, like a slow-moving train wreck, I opened it, read what I wish I could unread…blech!
Carry on, you leakers…I have no answers,only visions that now I have to sleep with. I feel like the bug-eyed frog in the commercial for toilet paper, wishing I could look away…
Little bit of mud butt never hurt nobody.
I had some rectal bleeding issues recently. Went to the Lavender Room hoping for some sympathy, with predictable results.
i have the opposite problem as you. with me, it’s the front end. but you know the old joke. is there any cure? depends.
It is just natural lube. Consider yourself lucky you self lubricating bastard you
Well, this is destined to be a pretty shitty thread…
Well, this is destined to be a pretty shitty thread…
It started that way, right out of the chute.
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Like whipping peanut butter from a mustache.